Hell yeah I hope I see more this summer too.

You know what? I’m not going to ask.

Google Maps tells me there are actually way more DQs than I thought there were & 3 of them are with line 5 miles of each other in Biddo/Saco/OBB.

I’m a Dairy Corner partisan personally.

There are at least 2 in Maine but every town has a soft serve window in the summer & most have magic dip.
Goddamn I want soft serve rn.

It’s wild to me how many people have said this.

“Ok so I’ve got the standard black/navy/camel capsule & 17 cocktail dresses. We’re good to go.”

if you don't have anxiety about missing flights or whatever that's cool but a lot of people actually just have a different type of anxiety about feeling like they aren't optimizing their time

this one time satan led me into the desert and tried to get me to do vibecession discourse

I made myself a delightful THC infused iced mocha this afternoon & then proceeded to spend the rest of the afternoon dancing. Then I had a spectacular bowl of rice & beans. 10/10 would do again

Liberals apparently don’t know that Larry Johnson is an absolute crank who is responsible for various Obama conspiracy theories.

Maybe don’t trust him when he says that Trump tried to get the nuclear codes in Saturday unless there’s other substantive evidence.

Kash Patel being the free space lmao

This is one I 100% believe

I’m here to hang out with funny people I like. If you harsh that vibe please gtfo.

He married my mother after she already had 2 children. After their marriage ended & she decided to fuck off for several years, no only did he keep raising us but he formally adopted us. That man put me through college. That man’s favorite people on earth are his step grandchildren.

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

This year has aged the fuck outta me. No amount of serum is fixing this.

A lot of the river cruises in Egypt I was looking at before *broad hand gesture* had optional extend legs in both the Red Sea & Gulf.

I didn’t realize there are like 600 passengers I’m stuck in the gulf rn. It’s wild that it’s full radio silence on that.

He postures too damn much.

That’s a hell yeah outta me.

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

Probably never 😭

This one. This one right here. This is how I knew I’d found my internet home.

Goddamn I laughed so hard that entire day.

An article from dw.com It is white text on dark blue Germany: Neighbor attacked for pounding schnitzel too loudly Srinivas Mazumdaru | Timothy Jones with dpa, Reuters, AP, AFP, epd, KNA Published 04/18/2026 | last updated minutes ago Police in southern Germany were called in to settle a schnitzel dispute that had turned violent, with a man reportedly slapping his neighbor for pounding his schnitzel too loudly. DW has more.

Roses are red,
The weather is cloudy.

Can you feel the base?

yeah i'm crazy like a fox (opportunistic omnivore, usually monogamous, musky)

I’ve always wondered how to efficiently inflate those things.

Doesn’t he poll at like 0% with Black primary voters?

“He wore a cape (cool), he built out the welfare state (bad)”