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4 days ago 26 7 0 0

I got married yesterday!!! I'm exhausted but extremely happy =3
It was a very small gathering and we went to eat carnitas and then cake.

1 week ago 8 1 5 0

People say that there's no distinct culture defined by decades anymore. But I disagree. The 2020s are unfortunately the decade the incels took over. The memes we all enjoy, slang, mainstream politics. It's all incel shit. Chads, cucks, _______-maxxing, AI, the govenminet. It's Incel Wrold.

3 weeks ago 191 39 4 3

Rebuild of EnComa: You are (not) Dreaming

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

ANDAAAAAMIOS AMAARILLOOOS!! SIEMPRE HAY EN EXISTENCIA!!!

1 month ago 1 0 0 0
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Supera esto, ChatGPT.

1 month ago 608 174 33 10

Ayer Viri hizo de comer chicharrón de pescado y lo curioso es que si supo a chicharrón :0

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

Os juro que si fuera del trabajo no soy resolutivo es porque en el trabajo soy MUY resolutivo y luego la cabeza no me da

1 month ago 11 2 0 1

Últimamente no he tenido las ganas/energía para hacer mis cosas, nomás comemos y me quedo dormido, hago algunos quehaceres y ya doy por terminado el día. Hoy espero poder dedicarle tiempo a mis cosas porque ha pasado mucho tiempo y hay gente que ya espera algo de mí :_)

1 month ago 0 0 0 0
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1 month ago 232 45 2 0

Creo que este es el peor febrero que yo recuerde hasta ahora. Se han juntado muchas pequeñas trajedias

2 months ago 0 0 0 0

A mí me hace gracia, porque Gundam es de las series japonesas con mensajes más políticos que hay, pero hay una caterva de gente que intenta por todos los medios decir que eso no existe.

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i'm sure i locked it... right?

3 months ago 2869 727 43 7

🐈🌟BÚSQUEDA DE MUTUALS DE 2026🌟🐈

Soy Sue, ilustradora, cazadora de libros, jugadora de rol y, sobre todo, no soy un gato con acceso a internet. En este perfil hay:

🐈 Gatos
🎨 Ilustración
😺 Nekos
📖 Libros
🎲 Juegos de rol y de mesa
🐈‍⬛ Gatitos
🎮 Videojuegos
🤖 Menciones a Bri
😽 Michis

RT por fa 🩷

3 months ago 31 21 2 0
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3 months ago 1 0 0 0
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everything is Bad, repost mac doodles

3 months ago 1439 378 16 1
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Recordando como cada 5 de enero la cabalgata de Reyes de 2018, donde Baltasar sufrió un viaje astral donde vio venir todo lo que nos iba a pasar en adelante.

3 months ago 946 523 11 21

Este año no sé que haré en mis múltiples y caóticos hobbies, seguramente nada bueno, pero lo importante no es ser bueno, tienes que ser malo antes de mejorar, así que habrá hartas malas rolas, malos covers, malos modelos y malas fotos, pero iré mejorando

3 months ago 1 0 0 0

Me salió en mi reproducción aleatoria del iPod un "podcast" que hacía por ahí de 2014-16, chale que recuerdos jajajajaja sigo estando igual de sope

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El último meme guardado es tu filosofía moral

3 months ago 2 0 0 0

Mi almuerzo de hoy son hígados y corazones de pollo que salieron de las carnes ahumadas de navida', porque en esta casa no desperdiciamos nada O_O
Diría Albert "si pudiéramos, nos comeríamos hasta sus sentimientos"

3 months ago 1 1 0 0

Soy una persona muy simple, si me sale música chida para empezar el día ando de buenas toda la mañana

3 months ago 0 0 0 0
The End of the World - Gator Days

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Panel 1

August and Gustopher are walking home from the grocery store when they see a street evangelist spreading the good news about the end of the world with a megaphone. He is lifting the holy text "THE FINE BOOK" in the air. Whether or not this book is actually fine is hotly debated.

Street Evangelist: REPENT SINNERS! THE WORLD'S END IS NEAR!

Gustopher: It is?

Panel 2

August has lived through multiple declarations of the end of the world and is fairly confident that the world is not ending. Or if the world is ending, it's happening slowly and painfully.

August: No, the world isn't ending.

Gustopher: But what if it is? I have to live life to the fullest.

Panel 3

Gustopher is filled with determination. If the world ends, he's going to be absolutely sure that he has no regrets.

Gustopher: When we get home, I'm going to pet cats and play video games.

Panel 4

August: You do that every night.

Gustopher: I live each day like it's my last.

August and Gustopher went home, pet the cats, and played video games.

The End of the World - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 August and Gustopher are walking home from the grocery store when they see a street evangelist spreading the good news about the end of the world with a megaphone. He is lifting the holy text "THE FINE BOOK" in the air. Whether or not this book is actually fine is hotly debated. Street Evangelist: REPENT SINNERS! THE WORLD'S END IS NEAR! Gustopher: It is? Panel 2 August has lived through multiple declarations of the end of the world and is fairly confident that the world is not ending. Or if the world is ending, it's happening slowly and painfully. August: No, the world isn't ending. Gustopher: But what if it is? I have to live life to the fullest. Panel 3 Gustopher is filled with determination. If the world ends, he's going to be absolutely sure that he has no regrets. Gustopher: When we get home, I'm going to pet cats and play video games. Panel 4 August: You do that every night. Gustopher: I live each day like it's my last. August and Gustopher went home, pet the cats, and played video games.

The End of the World - Gator Days

4 months ago 2428 414 15 13

I want to learn to draw Gundam.
This is my husband's fault obviously.

4 months ago 2 1 0 0
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I still think about this Gundam Witch from Mercury edit that has Amor Prohibido by Selena ❤️🤍

4 months ago 7 3 0 0

Iba a comentarles algo del trabajo, pero luego yo tengo la mala suerte de que todo lo que digo se hace verdad, así que mejor me callo y espero acabe bien el año para chismear

4 months ago 1 0 0 0
panel 1: a man holding a leash says to his dog (off panel) “Alright, Murphy—do your business so we can go home.”

panel 2: We see the other end of the leash has Murphy not excreting waste, but with a literal streetside business going. “Follow the ball to win it all, folks!” he says, referring to a cup and ball game at his paws. “Getchaself a gen-u-ine Roll-Licks watch…” he says, referring to a little sandwich board of watches. There’s also a food bowl that says ‘Tips’.

panel 3: Murphy’s diverse business continues. “We’ve got knick-knacks, we’ve got paddy-whacks, hey—you know the rest!” he says like a carnival barker (heh). “You there!” he shouts to someone, “Let me guess what you ate for breakfast!”

panel 4: back to the man holding the leash. “C’mon Murph—what’s your business model, the menu at Cheesecake Factory?” he asks, referencing a restaurant with a notoriously needlessly large menu. “Specialize, boy!”

“Oh like you do in dog-walking, Dan?” Murphy says off-panel. “Mind your own business!”

panel 1: a man holding a leash says to his dog (off panel) “Alright, Murphy—do your business so we can go home.” panel 2: We see the other end of the leash has Murphy not excreting waste, but with a literal streetside business going. “Follow the ball to win it all, folks!” he says, referring to a cup and ball game at his paws. “Getchaself a gen-u-ine Roll-Licks watch…” he says, referring to a little sandwich board of watches. There’s also a food bowl that says ‘Tips’. panel 3: Murphy’s diverse business continues. “We’ve got knick-knacks, we’ve got paddy-whacks, hey—you know the rest!” he says like a carnival barker (heh). “You there!” he shouts to someone, “Let me guess what you ate for breakfast!” panel 4: back to the man holding the leash. “C’mon Murph—what’s your business model, the menu at Cheesecake Factory?” he asks, referencing a restaurant with a notoriously needlessly large menu. “Specialize, boy!” “Oh like you do in dog-walking, Dan?” Murphy says off-panel. “Mind your own business!”

do your business

4 months ago 150 19 0 0

Hoy quería probar mi cámara en la clínica tratando de tomar fotos de pájaros o del paisaje... Se soltó un súper aguacero y se dejó caer la neblina, no se ve ni mergas

4 months ago 0 0 0 0

Hoy es uno de esos días en los que nomás vengo a hacer horas nalga a la clínica, espero no salga nada que hacer en la semana jajajajaja

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