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Posts by Mason Pelt

I just spoke to someone claiming to be "Marco Rubio" asking to speak to Mr. Iran.
I (like you would) said "this is he" and agreed to everything he asked for, only so long as Trump post an apology online.
The prank caller screamed "fuck you not on the table." and hung up the phone.

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"Until such time as all US demands are met the Strait of Hormuz will be called the Gay of Hormuz" Trump presumably during a meeting.

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LOL.

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Bold of you to assume I'm not already busy dying Tim Robbins.

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After falling down a rabbit hole of YouTube conspiracies regarding Epstein (something that is actually a legitimate conspiracy), I implore all of you please consider the fact that sometimes a common word used for talking code will also be used as the common word.

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If AI was a coworker you would try to get them fired; and they would tell you it was the right thing to do, and that you are very smart for trying to get rid of them. You would feel bad about how much you hated them, but you would still get rid of them because they suck.

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I stopped talking about Soviet history on social media because I was only getting comments from people projecting onto the USSR the viewpoints they hold, most of them either neostalinist or Cold War era western propaganda.

People are going to believe what they want, regardless of new information.

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Oh behalf of my dog, could he have some of what you are having?

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But do you have a $150 titanium screwdriver set that is not very good as a screwdriver, but has that fidget factor?

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My dog will vote for any political party who will punish people for standing casually in their own yard.

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Also something called Snow on the Roof Santa Hair is apparently the best in the game.

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How large am I and my beard you may ask?

Well last night at Dinner two separate professional Santa Clauses came up to me, and recommended a product I "should start using before the season" to make it easier to bleach my beard to white without damaging the hair too badly.

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I wonder what makes Trump so sure and a war between himself and the Pope that the Easter Bunny will take his side?

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Happy international people are not going to read the article, book, paper, report but would like to express their opinion on it anyway and if you don't agree with them you are wrong day to all who are having to involuntarily participate.

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Save the bees by growing weeds.

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Save the bees by growing weeds.

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Save the bees by growing weeds.

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You know my research indicates most people are not actually trying their best.

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Having a stump ground down on a tree is a couple hundred dollars. Leaving the stump is free. Leaving the stump and a good chunk of the trunk, then hiring a chainsaw artist to carve a bust of Karl Marx costs money, but I suspect is somewhat priceless.

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It's been a good run, but I'm getting new glasses.

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I'm so over emotional women like Hillary Clinton starting a feud with the Pope for no reason.

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A tremendous amount of news actually happened over the last couple of days but all I remember is Trump basically saying if the Vatican City cannot get his crime under control he's going to send in the Batman.

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Some people care more about the tools than the work, and it shows.

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I feel like the US is just days away from invading Burkina Faso because they created the Epstein files or something.

The US government are in the dumbest possible period of warmongering rationales I have ever seen.

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My dog desperately wants to make friends with the possum in the yard, and I am the mean man who is trying to keep him isolated as a tool of control due to underlying authoritarian tendencies and deep seeded insecurity.

Also I am never letting this dog on TikTok again.

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Live Nation is certainly among the more creative companies that figuring out how to create new and interesting fees.

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Hitler rose to power with similar scorn from intellectual elitists. A good many dictators seem to have risen to power in the same manner.

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Stalin was useful strategically to people with power until he was able to rally a large enough base to have power of his own, while largely being viewed as a non-threat by everyone around him.

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Stalin's success came from being more of a psychopath than anyone ever estimated. He was physically unimposing and viewed as beneath the intellect of almost everyone else in revolutionary leadership.

​His rivals underestimated him, and overestimated the general value of intellectualism.

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Also basically everything Stalin wrote was in this obnoxious question and answer format scene above. I've read so much of his works, and... Well;

Was Stalin a good writer? No, Stalin was not a good writer, at least not of proes and of after translation.

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