I am calling on Barron Trump to resign immediately. First.

my new Latin to Woke dictionary is not selling as well as I thought in the suburbs of Worcester

yo homie is that my briefcase

i need to get really fucking rich and famous, pronto

here's the issue with Bluesky: I am still filled with a rage that will burn out my heart before I can quench it

sup

i think every Girl deserves a PS4

i feel like i should be allowed to join Starfleet. like that seems like a good career, i could do that

wassop

what he said

accidentally saw that vid of old people on the slot machines and had to sit down

Yevgeny Prigozhin was last spotted on the plane charging his Galaxy Note 7. all i got on this one

when you see broccoli on the pizza >>>

but sir as internet speeds increase and safeguards lack rigor pen testing becomes the norm. the internet enters a Dark Forest scenario, meaning we'll all have to just escape back to phone lines. phreaking is now a required skill for posting

my relationship is basically me saying we gotta watch x movie and her being really really nice to me despite the fact i just put on The Irishmen

looking into this

@saudiaramco.bsky.social just an idea

mormonism is american wahhabism if you think about it

@cursedsynth.bsky.social

she voyage on my demeter til i dracula

i feel like i should be allowed to join Starfleet. like that seems like a good career, i could do that

who's ready to see a gamer become a real life racecar driver?

you did not see my Ass at Steampunk King Lear but i did attend

Sigma Grindset Based Nog from Deep Space Nine

A screenshot of been Shapiro saying that he did not like the movie tenet

Oh my god

what's your dream fruit? i don't dream of citrus

froyo is back. chocolate froyo is back. it's 2013 again

aaah Chicago... the city with the dragon tattoo

what was paul ryan's deal

i need to get really fucking rich and famous, pronto