Placing my webcam at a Dutch angle to unsettle the viewer
Posts by bird millman
it would be my privilege and my honor to do a bid upstate over having too erotic of titties
Sending you both good thoughts
they're banning smartphones in schools because your posts are so bad they're a threat to the kids
Like literally all the same things you normally hear about how Jesus saves. Exactly the same except the solution to your problems is sports betting
This is a new one: a guy on the subway preaching the gospel of sports betting
That’s a level of dystopian I can’t even comprehend
the words of the profits are written on the subway walls
It’s like living in a bit from @trashfuture.bsky.social
Like literally all the same things you normally hear about how Jesus saves. Exactly the same except the solution to your problems is sports betting
This is a new one: a guy on the subway preaching the gospel of sports betting
That’s a level of dystopian I can’t even comprehend
You have the people who spread these lies cynically to make money, and you have the people who believe the lies because the alternative is that we let a bunch of children die and did nothing in response. And it’s easier to believe the lie than admit that it could happen to your children too
I swear to you I feel the same. The Sandy Hook shooting is my 2AM doom scroll & has been for years because there is NO bottom to the depravity. It is alive and as fresh as the day it happened. Those families are enduring hell on earth. Kids who werent even BORN when the shooting happened question it
it's not productive to actually be honest about the horrors of the media industry but i do know that if some of y'all had to experience one ounce of the shit this industry has put me through, you would instantly burst into flames
The things I heard during the Sandy Hook defamation trials fundamentally changed me as a person.
I’ll never stop thinking about the families and the stories they told.
One of them was at a conference for people grieving the loss of children. they weren’t even safe from lies and harassment there
the gays keep discovering louder songs
They did it. They’ve really finally recreated the experience of trying to enjoy superhero comics. This is the most expensive “[Ish #215 -Ed.]” ever brought to pass
Hey artists, if you see this, post a dog
(Drawing long dogs until I can adopt a long dog)
Oh hell yes
Very useless, very time consuming, requires so much focus It’s honestly ideal
"It just felt like the floor had fallen out. Like all the support that I thought we had was gone. Maybe this is naive, but I didn't think that would happen in Massachusetts."
there is functionally a conspiracy to gaslight you into believing that, so it's understandable
www.npr.org/2026/04/17/n...
I’m really really proud of this piece, the skills I had to learn to make it, & how far I’ve come in learning about lace & textile/fiber arts generally.
3ish years ago I lost my job & decided I’d use unemployment to learn lacemaking bc it requires all the skills I naturally lack. And look at me now
Bobbin lace in progress, with quite a few bobbins on a white and blue background. The lace itself is spider ground with foot sides of white and black
Same lace closer up with some orange silk as a partial background to create better contrast
I haven’t made lace in a bit (been making other things) so please enjoy a throwback
Every single person in your life will ask what you plan to do with what you make and you have to explain that you don’t intend to do anything with it. It’s purely for the love of the game babyyyyy
I make lace to prove I can make lace and the only person I’m trying to prove that to is myself
Lacemaking is so cool. You spend forever to make something small and finicky that you can’t use for anything. I love it so much
And we’re on the board!
going on 36 hours awake because every airplane seat was designed for tiny little mice. little cartoon mice curled up on a bag of peanuts and using their boarding pass as a blankie. all dragging a big steamer trunk behind them and shouting “oh boy!” when the plane takes off. unfortunately I am 6’3”
I drew 25 commission over the past few weeks. Take a look with commentary here: youtu.be/sh8rddlWJHs?...
What if bee palmer is my next profession 🐝
Bee Palmer? I hardly know her!