On a related note I've never been able to see "the man in the moon" like deadass what are yall on about. Where

Same goes for like dinosaur documentaries that use unedited photos of the moon. We know the ages of some of the craters and we know there are ones today which were not there yet when dinosaurs were around.

A pet peeve of mine is fantasy games which do not take place on Earth using Earth's moon.

I know her. I can see the rabbit's ears.

Well okay I did accidentally on purpose entirely forget that Werner and Erik exist but. listen Alma and Gemma never leave the player's side, and Olivia is by far the most prevalent deuteragonist (tritagonist??). Neither Werner nor Erik leave much of an impression and don't have much screentime.

I CARE about Wilds' recurring characters. I could not give a shit about any of the characters from World lmao. Wilds is such an enormous improvement over World it's not even funny.

They're not incredibly DEEP characters but they're not incredibly shallow either. They each stand on their own perfectly fine and they're just written like... people. It's such a breath of fresh air. Even the more important side characters are mostly or at least 50% women if I recall rightly.

I love Monster Hunter Wilds a lot and I have to shout it out for making all but one of the main recurring characters (excluding the player character) women. Olivia is the other hunter who helps sometimes, Alma is the handler, and Gemma is the smithy. And they all have unique personalities.

The last time I beat a game's story was Cult of the Lamb... which was almost two years ago I think.

Just beat the main story of Monster Hunter: Wilds. Extremely fun game I really recommend it.

But also I have this bad habit of stopping games shortly before the final fight for some reason. So it's actually quite notable that I saw it through at all 😭

No that's so real

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Like mother like son

They're both riding the line between looking so fucking stupid and so fucking awesome in this new armor

Cheerios. The only one my autism doesn’t get tired of within a week

Olivia 😳

It's incredibly fucked up that in order to keep having cereal for breakfast every morning I need to keep buying cereal. Didn't we just do this like two weeks ago.

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Its intro cinematic is insanely freaky as well 😭 They knew exactly what they were doing

Yes I consider Rompopolo worse than Nerscylla. Nerscylla is generically gross and unsettling. I've seen this before. I'm not afraid of spiders or bugs so while yes it's pretty funky it doesn't actually do anything for me.

But Rompopolo. that thing melts its prey's bones with venom or some shit

How on earth did they manage to make something with such a strong resemblance to balloon animals one of the most unsettling and disgusting things (said with admiration) in this game.

Monster Hunter has a lot of Horrible Fucking Creatures. But Rompopolo will forever be in the top five Most Horrible for me. This thing makes me nauseous to look at too long. It's fantastic creature design because it's incredibly good at making me feel Bad.

and even then it still sometimes decides it doesn't want to upload until at least the third try 🥰🥰

I just have to clip it short enough to send through Discord from which I can then download it on my laptop to put through iMovie so I can compress it to satisfy Bluesky's maximum file size limit that they apparently have despite never making that obvious, and then finally upload it 🥰

It all so seamlessly adapts to both the character's body orientation AND which direction the player is trying to move. It's actually insane to see how far video games have come with adaptive animations. I literally don't know how they even coded this.

The animations in this game (apart from facial animations in the majority of cutscenes lol) are so goddamn good. This actually looks like a woman desperately throwing her body out of the way so a horrible fucking creature doesn't slice her apart. Like I can Feel this just watching it.

Earlier in this same session Tarinne also got her shit rocked by the felynes dropping the tent on top of her like a boot on a spider. because i didn't know i wasn't supposed to stand there

I swear she's doing this on purpose.

moooooooom Olivia is making fun of me :(

If this error message had a neck I would wring it like a wet towel