well at least tell em to start at 420

It's a rule of marriage that you have to tell your spouse what you are laughing about

Oh, you're an accountant? Let's hear an account of something then

my kids are about a year older than yours and I started that same system about a year ago. it works well!

Mel Brooks: he's still alive !

its what i deserve for going to home depot at like 1130am on a saturday

time for the metal camping kitchenware 😂

home depot just played its like 4th backstreet boys song in a row

its crazy how it works like this: just a natural affinity for this kinda food

he also snacks on sardines

that must be so frustrating lol my 5yo and the 2yo are olive fiends too

the 2yo stood on one of his trucks to reach it lol

My Mediterranean son, my toddler, just came out of the pantry holding two cans of black olives, happily shouting, "Who wants olives????"

A bat. Big ears, beautiful wings… the whole nine yards

It is International Bat Appreciation Day. Please take some time to appreciate a bat

yea. been the experience at my middle school too

i haven't seen someone waterbending out in the wild for a long time, so this was truly a treat

This morning, I saw a man reaching out over the railing of the bridge and water-bending the river.

It's people like him that thanklessly keep the world running.

Well, guy, I saw you! And I'm thanking you!!! 🫡

🙏

yes, overall, of course! but selfishly,,, for me, personally..... id prefer the colder lol

It is a part of the Church's mission "to pass moral judgments even in matters related to politics, whenever the fundamental rights of man or the salvation of souls requires it. - CCC 2246

giwtwm

GOOD

i havent in like over a year at this point. last we spoke, shes doing well! i have her number and could reach out, but i dont want to impose. i think she is trying to leave much of it behind, understandably.

unite! its me you and @kap3692.bsky.social

ah that sucks, sorry. who knows maybe it'll snow next week lmao

I'm a summer hater thru and thru and im here to whine- pay me no mind

3 straight days of 85°+? night-time lows of 59° just, wat? it isnt even halfway thru april til tomorrw

skipping spring, i see. just like this past winter skipped fall

hello summer