Lying is a lot easier than admitting to yourself that you're not god's gift to the universe.

I forgot how good it feels to wind up a shithead then block them.

The number of ppl that I chose to associate w/ growing up that, in hindsight, exhibited traits of autism and/or ADHD should have been a big clue I might be #AuDHD. I always seemed to fit in best with the misfits which I assumed was based on our shared misfitdom, but I think it goes deeper than that.

Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe a judging god does exist. A just god will be far more impressed by my attempt to live a good life, helping others when I could, trying to, in some small way, leave this place better than I found it, than whether I recited some magic spell or knew her by a particular name. 3/3

And frankly, as long as it doesn't hurt anyone else, I don't care how others choose to get through their days. Look, I didn't ask to be born and soon I'll die. That's a pretty heavy concept. And we all need to find a way to come to terms with that. 2/3

I'd say I'm an agnostic, but instead of believing that man can't know whether god exists, I don't care. I don't think it's important. How you act during your time here is far more meaningful. 1/3

Never mind the human beings already residing there that are having their human rights violated on the daily.

Justice delayed is justice denied.

Dust bunny 🤷

"which was a more impactful invention: velcro or nylon?" just popped into my head. I guess we know what I'm obsessing over tonight.

Jesus Christ Jim. Has it really come to this?

ATTN: If you’re a DoJ employee and have knowledge of the missing minute (or 2:53) of Epstein jail video, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻

I think a sternly-worded letter is in order.

"it's worse than you think, so it doesn't count" is certainly a take.

The most interesting thing about the EU “deal” is that the US president, a 34X felon who was found guilty of sexual abuse, is trying to cover his other wrongdoings by pardoning a convicted sex offender and child sex trafficker.

Welcome to America;
where our president
is publicly
saying nice things about,
giving immunity to,
and suggesting a possible pardon for
a well-connected
child sex trafficker.

But I’m sure he’s got a good reason.

They're gonna try to though.

"jOe BiDeNs EcOnOmY"

When I ask to see something for myself, it's not because I don't believe you. It's because I'm a very visual person and there's tons of information you're not providing (by no fault of your own).

#AuDHD

Fuck every single one of you that sat out 2024.

I wonder if Ozzy and Keith Richards had a bet on who would go tits up first.

Everything to avoid having to believe the women.

They don't even have the decency to do it in the back rooms.

Does Maxwell get a deal from DOJ if she implicates Trump? Not a chance in hell.

Does Maxwell get a deal from DOJ if she exonerates Trump? Probably.

She knows both things very well. She’s a criminal & a liar given incentive by DOJ to lie to benefit herself.

Release the files.

I'm sure they'll figure out a way to rope in SCOTUS before we're through.

Is it "crackers and cheese" or "cheese and crackers"?

#crackers #cheese

tHe ArT oF tHe DeAl

I'll take that bet.