Update: yesterday he was calling it "Tiki Tak" and calling me old-fashioned for not being on TikTok

Y'know, I had a lot of things on my bingo board for 2025, but I didn't have my grandpa using TikTok and calling it "Ticky Tock" on there

*Wordles not wordless, thanks autocorrect

An end screen of 64ordle, a version of worlde with 64 wordles going all at once. I won with a couple of guesses to spare. This is not for the faint of heart

People: so how's it going

Me: playing 64 wordless at once to relax

For the record I identify as Quizmo Question That Has No Answer, but am also partial to Mustard of Doom and Fathomless Chasm of Falling

Super Paper Mario deadass named one of these guys Software Pirate, and he's on the hunt for DIGIBOOTY. Iconic

List of Sammer Guys This is a comprehensive list of all 100 Sammer Guys from Super Paper Mario. The majority of Sammer Guys have a name which is a reference or pun on something Nintendo-related.

So people label themselves by their horoscope or Myers-Briggs or whatever, but really people should be telling others what Sammer Guy they are www.mariowiki.com/List_of_Samm...

Only took two days 🤠

Yeah Shoshana Zuboff wasn't joking with Surveillance Capitalism. Like I'm trying to avoid using the big tech companies and their products as much as possible and support open-source because of these types of things, but man it's hard

This week driving to an appointment, I said "Ugh, hopefully I'll get in and out of here quickly"

Google Maps: Here are directions to an In-N-Out in Nevada 😊

I didn't turn my microphone on or ask for directions. It just redirected me without any prompting...

Scientists Have Grown a Human Spine In a Lab Well, almost.

Hey @democrats.org there’s hope fam

THREAD: In 2023, I received an envelope with no return address. Inside was a flash drive containing tens of 1000s of secret files.

It came from a vigilante with a tumultuous past, who'd conducted a years-long undercover operation. He didn’t tell the FBI or his family. He only told me.

Which Parts of These Images Are A.I.-Generated? (Gift Article) This quiz shows genuine images that were edited with A.I. tools. Your job: Find what’s fake.

my new quiz is out. let me know how you do.

these are real photographs with AI elements slipped in using "generative fill" and "inpainting" technology. your job: spot what's fake. (gift link) www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo

I genuinely thought this show was canceled in the 2010s. Like I get Family Guy still going given its popularity, but American Dad outlasting King of the Hill?? Man...

(Note: It apparently has been airing on TBS for like ten years so that explains why I thought it was canceled lol)

Just realized that American Dad has been on the air for 21 (!!!) seasons and about fell out of my chair

Yeah I'm really lucky, idk how others are doing it. Heating prices also doubled last year too so it's just on all sides at this point

In happier news Daniel Jones has finally been sent to the shadow realm and I'm ready for this team to be meme material with Devito once again

Family: Buy a house and you'll have the same payment for the duration of the mortgage!
My escrow payment going up 30%: 🤡

I know it's still way better than renting and having my rent getting jacked up randomly, but man... I'm lucky I'm locked in at a low interest rate

ffs

Would they fire you if you said "no" cause like... that is NOT sustainable, esp if you're the only one getting dragged into months long unpaid OT

What if #Pokemon and #AnimalCrossing had a crossover game? #13 🦆

He also doesn't believe Trump will follow through on his mass deportation plans and uh... boy I sure wouldn't be thinking that if you're that convinced he's gonna be president

Him: I'll be safe, there are only Trump signs on my street, and I've never been attacked in X city.
Me: You know there were protests downtown in X city for George Floyd that got really nasty, right?
Him: That's not politics, that's George Floyd.
Me: ...

Boggles my mind that a non-white coworker of mine is confident that Trump is going to win next week and ALSO not worried about his safety at all in a swing state ☠️

The Washington Post logo with tagline "Hello Darkness My Old Friend"

Because I've seen other posts looking for mutuals, help me stop being a digital hermit if you like any of these:

-Ace Attorney
-Zero Escape
-Fire Emblem
-Turn Based RPGs (Paper Mario, M&L, Octopath Traveler, SMT, Omori, Mother 3, etc)
-Undertale & Deltarune
-Balatro, my digital dopamine addiction

A redraw of the "The smart kid, not understanding how he's losing to me, Me who's been eating his pieces when he's not looking" meme format featuring Sissel (the man in red) and Missile from Ghost Trick. Sissel and Missile sit at a table with a chessboard in the middle, Missile in the foreground, and the table is lit from above by a spotlight. Sissel is staring at the chessboard and sweating with the text "The smart kid, not understanding how he's losing to me" pasted over him, while missile looks at the camera with "Me who's been eating his pieces when he's not looking" pasted over him. The artwork uses brightly saturated colours and is cel-shaded with black.

this one goes out to the 2 ghost trick fans

Hi new Bluesky users. Semi-annual reminder to follow my favorite part of this website: the Gift Links feed.

It shows any free link to an otherwise paywalled article that’s shared by anyone on Bluesky. It has legit changed how I read the news.

bsky.app/profile/did:...

Editor's Notebook How About a U.S. Court Ban On Calling Whites 'Honkys? BY GEORGE W. SHANNON

Not The Onion. Published in 1978.