ugh damn I did not look closely and it does say AI in the corner. Buhleted.

R sub?

does this make bob… bowser? toad?

lucky that my income’s small and humble
so I can use the standard deduction

matteo lane is gianmarco’s waluigi (gianmarco is the good one) and the basement yard guys are their mario and wario

I don’t like this it makes it sound like she’s mortal

We saw you from across Surf Av and liked your vibe

A Streetcar Named Marge

Streetcar!

when all you have is a hammer (Salesforce) everything looks like a nail (Ryan)

happy birthday :)

Mavis Beacon After Dark

She “drives a Subaru” if you know what I mean. She “has a St. Paul haircut”

M-x cum doctor

i can only cum using emacs

this is your spring reminder: when you take those cute boat shoes or slides or furry slippers down off the shelf, stick your nose in them and give them a good whiff before you wear them out in public without socks

I’ve only done NK once (to a job interview lol), still no FR or U2 either. But I used to fly F9 a lot because they were v easy to nonrev on to/from MDW

surprised but also not surprised that it took you this long to get to FR

I can’t even see what you’re wearing and would take that bet

up next on the main stage it’s Thousand Island No Grandchildren

and ALWAYS picks posts that go beyond the character limit so you’ll click

NYC, famously the only city in the world with bottled water

Threads screenshot: kelly.mosser 2d I think blending in with locals helps you have a better experience when you visit NYC. It's not in your best interest to look or sound like a tourist. That said, save these tips if you have a NY trip coming... 1. At a restaurant, the server will ask you if you want "still or sparkling." You will answer "tap's fine, thank you." Our tap water is very good and...

every time I see this threads panel on Instagram it makes me glad I never joined

if they start using "papist" as a slur again well I'm sorry to say I'm not strong enough to resist relapsing on catholicism

ride boys and kiss airplanes

so… realism

Jason Biggs:

Does RuPaul think there are flight attendants doing safety demos on the train?

recession indicator

🎶 gonna cross you off my lalaparuza list 🎶

🎶 hey sis, it’s sepsis 🎶