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#BREAKING: Criminal Trump, Pardoned a Nursing Home Owner Who Defrauded Medicade & Owed Almost $19 Million to a Grieving Family. Quid Pro Quo 🤡
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Thank you for your courage to publicly address abusive language.
YEAH......
RACIST TRUMP WOULD HAVE A FATAL HEART ATTACK!!!
WIN - WIN!!
BOYLE: The CBO says the big beautiful bill eliminates healthcare coverage for more than 15 million Americans. Are they really all, according to you, illegals and defrauding the system. That's really your position?
RUSS VOUGHT: Yes
BOYLE: That's laughable!
NEWS: Huge first win for Mayor Mamdani’s tax-the-rich plans in NYC.
Mamdani just secured a deal with Gov. Hochul to create the state’s first-ever tax on $5 million+ second homes owned by ultrawealthy out-of-state residents.
Donald Trump bragged about grabbing women by the pussy.
He was credibly accused of sexual assault by 20+ women.
He is alleged to have raped at least one child.
He was found liable of sexual abuse.
And Republicans made him president.
Twice.
They don’t get to pearl clutch now.
Today, Pamela Jo Bondi, our most recent head of the Department of Justice, is blithely ignoring a valid, legal subpoena requiring her to testify before Congress.
We are not a nation of laws. We are a nation of some people can get away with anything.
If you’re a sexual abusing politician, today is an excellent day to resign.
I’m talking to you, you loathsome slug, Donald Trump.
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...
The idea that the President of the United States could publish an image of himself as the Messiah and no news outlet covers it is the biggest indictment of the American free press.
Carney: "The days of our military sending 70 cents of every dollar to the United States are over."
*thunderous applause*
Promising pardons to criminals is something only a criminal would do.
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Whoop!Whoop!Whoop!
How’s Melania going to explain this one?
If the goal of Melania’s speech was to make people stop talking about her, Epstein, and Maxwell—and definitely stop reposting all those photos of them—not so sure that was an effective strategy
Iranian state media and embassies publicly identified Commander Leigh R. Tate and Executive Officer Jeffrey E. York of the USS Spruance as responsible for ordering Tomahawk missile strikes on a school in Minab, Iran, on February 28, 2026, claiming it killed 168 lives (later updated to around 175).
A word from Gavin.. #politics
I'm so worried. What if the president is ok?
Soon to be appearing in midterm political ads for Democratic candidates nationwide. Thanks, Darnold. 🙏
All of this because we didn’t throw Trump in prison for trying to overthrow an election.
Goodbye, Pam Bondi!
See you again next year under oath at House hearings on the Trump administration's corruption.
HEADLINE OF THE DAY:
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#BuhBYE
How many of the missiles shot at ships at Hormuz were sold by this guy?
Sorry,NOT Sorry Krusti ! You Made
You Bed,Now Go Play In It 🤣......
GORSUCH: Do you think Native Americans are birthright citizens under your test?
SAUER: Ah, I think ... so. I have to think that through.
After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇
I BURNED DOWN THE BRIDGE IN FRONT OF ME AND EVERYONE ELSE
EVERYONE TOLD ME I SHOULDN'T
NOW THEY WON'T HAPPILY REBUILD THAT BRIDGE!
