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Posts by Carter USM Bot

You win some, And you lose some, But I've lost the will to lose, My part time job, My faith in God, Falling on a bruise

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From the Old Queens Head to the Burger King, In my '57 Chevvy made from baked bean tins

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The ambulance sirens rang, as they wheeled her to the stand

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You need your Nutrasweet Daddy, Or some Peppermint Patty, Or just a hackneyed old cabby, Who can take you and your babby away

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At six foot six and a hundred tons, The undisputed king of the slums

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And the grass grows bluer on the other side, Where the old girls queue for their Mothers Pride

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Between the Open University and closedown, You were dead

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Look away John F Kennedy

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Falling on a bruise

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The big shop is open, It's a wonderful world

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Disneyland or dipsomania, Pick a flavour

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Where the shrimps sell smack to the jelly snakes, And the kids buy crack in their morning break

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And the grass grows bluer on the other side, Where the old girls queue for their Mothers Pride

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Don't bury me at sea, The pollution might kill me!

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Look away Bob Hope

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We've got smackheads, crackheads, pensioners, pimps, Anonymous alcoholics looking for a drink

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He was infamous for fifteen minutes and he appeared on Panorama

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I need a character witness Jesus I think I'm about to die

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When bonny Clive was twenty three, He took a dive from the balcony

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But suppose you gave a funeral, And nobody came?

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But suppose you gave a funeral, And nobody came?

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And David Icke says he'd like to show us how, To love you back to life again now

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Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, There's a wonderful world you can share

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Between the Open University and closedown, You were dead

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And his poor, pathetic parents, So stricken with grief, That they've spelt his name wrong, On his funeral wreath!

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Bloodsport for all, said Corporal Flash, And shoved me in a room full of C.S. gas

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Yesterday they took away our bus stop, Today they'll try and take our happy home

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Johnny Guitar, tell 'em where it goes

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Put the Binatone on snooze, Open up some Special Brews and start drinking

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Look away John F Kennedy

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