With grocery prices so high, it’s the cheapest thing on the menu

I feel that, for me I’ve been in my bear era. Where I hibernate from the world for several months.

Was diagnosed depression, but I’ll deal with that in the spring 💤💤

*looks at 49x cheese*

I’m so sorry, but sacrifices must be made 😭

Fuck social norms, embrace your inner Pac-Man

Eat up buddy, groceries are expensive

To clarify, the word often followed the statement, “No, you can’t cure covid with…”

I had the same thing in 2020 with “Hydroxychloroquine”

Easy, sell the kids and you should have just enough to buy half a carton of eggs

This post

It’s all about the cover, add things that book banners would find no problem with entering schools. For example: guns

This is my depression anthem

How is it not 2027 already

I mean, it wasn’t wrong

Part of me wants to post my feelings, but incoherent screaming isn’t great content. So here is a SpongeBob meme.

Hahaha kill me

Love having mental health episodes alone at night. Cause when they get bad enough, I’m no longer alone :)

1. Fire people
2. ???
3. Profit

Like, did they get their business plan from South Park??

How dare they make such an egregious error, send me the link and I’ll be sure to investigate these volumes throughly

Autocorrect be tryin to make people honest

This got me 😂

With American health care being the way it is, I feel like it’s been a while since the government was anti-cancer

If they were capable of thinking they wouldn’t have bought a Cybertruck

Salsa often makes me anxious. People take it as a sign that they are welcome to snack with and talk to me.

Sorry, I got the zoomies

In these times, I don’t want to be defined by my sexuality or gender. I wanna be defined by my shit personality

Damn that’s cold, break up with me via text like a decent person

Ah, an excerpt from my church camp journal

Thank you for your service

Bold of you to assume he could even read the names on the ballet

Shakespeare always did have such an eloquent way with words 🌹