🚌 Gold Line BRT Update:

It has been brought to our attention that due to an orienteering error, the Gold Line was meant to be built on the south side of Trunk Highway 94. Metro Transit appreciates your patience as we begin the removal process of the current route.

Calling shotgun in the long ass Toyota Corolla

We are currently researching a catapult system from Falling Knife to Lake Monster

I saw a lady toss her Maltese up on top of one of these to take a shit once

Call TransitLink right now they are crying

Tech bros would rather invent the bus in 2024 instead of just calling their auntie for a ride

Advertisement for the Twin Cities Lines streetcar system from the 1940’s. It depicts Santa, a mother, and son. Santa asks “has he been a good boy”. The mom replies “Yes. Santa. He goes to school on Street Car every day, and he never asks me to take him in the car anymore. Santa replies “Well, that’s fine. He’s learning the important lesson of safety and economy early in life… and I won’t forget him Christmas Eve!”

We need a transit agency brave enough to tell kids they’re on the good list for taking the streetcar again. @metrotransit.bsky.social @metrotransitmn.bsky.social

Plug in a USB drive to download a bus

a bald man with a beard wearing glasses and a tan jacket is making a surprised face . ALT: a bald man with a beard wearing glasses and a tan jacket is making a surprised face .

NIMBYs when we fund the wrong thin blue line

But what about Nancy from nextdoor and her street parking?? She was going to spend $3.1 billion at Starbucks

Need a connection between
🫵You——AND——Me👆

Please babe return my calls I miss you so much

Feel free to review our plans for the upcoming teal line!

He ride the Méetro Transet

Sorry to disappoint!

The "major delays" in Maplewood

And ruin this beautiful organic city border?

Yeah seems like the fuzz found me

Sorry nvm I'll just go ask mom

Someone forgot their P Key 🤭

Please mind the mess while we finish our construction of the dinkytown horny jails

Loading 2 employees from every White Castle on the Metro Transit ark for 40 days and 40 nights

@metcouncilnews.bsky.social
Dear Santa, could I please have $3,000,000,000 for Christmas? I have been so good this year 🙏

Woodbury be like

Two weeks until it's flattened by an 18 year old in a Suburban anyways

I'll start my road diet after Thanksgiving 🫄🤰

A 15th birthday is the perfect time to have an existential crisis about your future 🖤

I bring a sort of "Middle Car" Vibe to the Front Car that MetroTransit doesn't appreciate.

Going to Margaritaville 🍹