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Posts by Suposto Mofistófeles

Broke: ouvir Papangu porque é metal

Woke: ouvir Papangu porque é progressivo

Bespoke: ouvir Papangu porque é forró

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Papangu na Casa Rockambole Um evento de Casa Rockambole

Ingressos: meaple.com.br/rockambole/p...

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With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

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🇧🇷 Haddad vai assumir de vez o apelido "Taxad" na pré-campanha e transformá-lo em bandeira eleitoral.

De acordo com o Metrópoles, a estratégia de aliados, inspirada no prefeito socialista de Nova Iorque, é vincular o petista ao discurso de taxação dos super-ricos e justiça tributária.

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simplesmente YOSHITAKA AMANO com a camisa do gigantesco Flamengo assistindo o jogo no Maracanã ontem

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Pôster de show da banda Papangu em São Paulo, dia 21 de maio, às 21 horas, na Casa Rockambole.

Pôster de show da banda Papangu em São Paulo, dia 21 de maio, às 21 horas, na Casa Rockambole.

São Paulo: dia 21 de maio tem Papangu na Casa Rockambole.

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sdds Lolla

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No salão de beleza: e aí blz???? 👍

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Blothar The Berserker Of GWAR Explains How Independent Journalism Is The Only Force As Powerful As GWAR. Subscribe to The Onion at membership.theonion.com.

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he's counting on people not knowing what a doctor looks like because they don't have healthcare

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A opinião que de tão bem construída, desenvolvida e argumentativa acabou virando o título da matéria, é essa aqui:

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ele aceitou a derrota pra poder focar na gestação

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MUITO feliz com essa notícia!!!

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TISZA needs 133 seats to bypass the presidential veto and various Fidesz obstacles to amending the constitution & undoing Orban’s authoritarian system, seat projections seem to be creeping closer to that

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electrified public transit, heat pumps, home weatherization all make life easy for people and hard for fossil capital. here's some recs from @cplusc.bsky.social

climateandcommunity.org/research/blo...

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Papangu - Calado (de Olho) [Live at Lollapalooza Brasil 2026]
Papangu - Calado (de Olho) [Live at Lollapalooza Brasil 2026] YouTube video by Papangu

Rapaz

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é o flavio, apelido é SABIRILA, que é a mistura de sabiá com gorila que ele tem as perna bem fininha e do bucho pra cima o bicho é todo entroncado feito maguila, torado no grosso

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ATENÇÃO NOVO RATO JUST DROPPED

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one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

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Normal Tuesday. Got a few meetings today but not too many. President's threatening to genocide millions of people and there are folks flying around the moon in the fucking sky. Gotta take out the garbage later

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"It's so inspiring to see the entire globe shimmering below you and realize that this is where prog rock started."

Eugene Cernan "It's so inspiring to see the entire globe shimmering below you and realize that this is where prog rock started."

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Eu n sei se isso aqui é melhor no início no meio ou no fim.

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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

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Chris Hedges em Princeton: "O Irã e Gaza são apenas o começo" - Combate Racismo Ambiental O genocídio em Gaza é apenas o começo. Bem-vindos à nova ordem mundial. A era da barbárie tecnologicamente avançada. Não há regras para os fortes, apenas para os fracos. Oponha-se aos fortes, recuse-s...

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wow, thank god we use sunscreen now

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Zs 12/11/05, Cake Shop, NYC
Zs 12/11/05, Cake Shop, NYC YouTube video by skozmonaut

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i love that early 20-something yr old Eric Andre is completely locked in and transfixed watching Zs perform as a sextet in this 2005 live recording

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este perfil é CONTRA bandas que usam máscara e fantasia e CONTRA o hype a favor disso

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Dark Woke

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