Cast dispel on our pregnant party member and it disappeared the fetus. What did God mean by this

Proud of you!! 🥺

My panties? You mean my crab larder???

Deep in the queef cheese mines

It's me, I'm bitches. Hello people of toiletsky how are you doing

bitches be pooping

Fourteen episodes into this shojo and we know literally nothing about the male lead other than he's hot and confident and kind we really don't make tv like this anymore

Embarrassed anime girl in front of bathroom

Me after absolutely bombing out the ladies' room at the venue for the second time that night

why must the rice take time to make

I work long hard 12 hour shifts in the posting hole mines and my partner posts a picture of a dominos pizza and it mogs my biggest post 😭

Bluesky users are not beating the fucking allegations bro

Obviously store bought pizza

Because I keep seeing these posts I was inspired to make my own pizza for the first time how did I do

Vaporizing ur deersona w my big ass scifi buckshot machine

He may have risen but you're certainly making MY eggs drop 💕

Exercising my free will by having shrimp cocktail in bed

So I guess those drug dogs weren't trained to smell ketamine lmao

hello is this the diarrhea police? mhm. mhm. yeah. if you could just like send a squad car out that would be great.

Putting my pussy eating apron on tonight

Please don't be mad with me progresso soup brand I don't know what I'd do without you

Progresso soup ilu so much but can you please put less air in your soups they keep exploding in my microwave

Sorry I missed the pull in our dungeon I was getting a lapdance from a femboy wearing cat ears

Runescape more like goonscape amirite. I'd stick my stale baguette in her tuna potato if you know what I mean, is this anything

Tragic: someone you hate did something you didn't like. Here's a picture of them smiling

Ooh, maybe use the crank for the gravity flips?

Mr president a 2nd spam sandwich has hit my stomach

Just found out the neighbors can probably hear me yelling the lion king theme to myself while I make breakfast every morning someone kill me please

It's fine cuz my next fart is going to put the dog to SLEEP 😤

Would bluesky be interested in a video of me cutting a splinter out of my toe with an x-acto knife or nah

Sex with you is like a backpack stuffed with hotdogs

Do you guys shake the milk to break up the chunks first or nah?