Sploon Raiders 😌

the phrase 'I give it three weeks, tops' could be applied to my lifespan right now

only witchery I'm doing is killing everyone while you're away cheating on us with a *sheep* (no offense sheep)

I don't have a cauldron
it's your cauldron
go back to your cauldron mr soup

go back to your cauldron

WE GOT 5TH IN FTIU 100 GOLD BRACKET!!!
Chiptune + Fanfic = good at Splatoon I guess
yippee!
#compsplatoon

the best bamboozler at the best Lan in the best state is the best fisher 🔥

Happy Trans Visibility Day everyone!!! 🔥🔥🔥

IT'S BEDTIME GO TO SLEEP

*erm I think you mean "morning" 🤓☝️ it's 12 am

So True

Which dualie kit do you think is generally better, v or twinklez? You seem a lot more qualified than me on this.

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OH HEY SORRY I FORGOT, REALLY GOOD LIVE CASTING BY @acing.bsky.social and @halfspl.bsky.social THANK YOU GUYS!!! ALSO THANKS TO THE LUTI TOs, AND @pipedreamdx.com FOR SPECTATING!!!

gang we all nearly crashed out lmao

mkay time to be professional
Chip Tune beat Judd's Toe Beans in a close 5-4 set! We swapped between a reg liter comp and a freaky bow/dynamo comp. Shoutout my W Teammates @onion9213.bsky.social @blazebrogaming.bsky.social @snailpin.bsky.social really good teamplay 🔥🔥🔥 #compsplatoon

just beat Judd's Toe Beans 5-4 in LUTI :3 my heart is pounding so hard. more on it later maybe

W type coverage and general choice of mons 🔥🔥🔥

Grilled Cheese and Tomato Soup won 4/4 of our group games in Teacup 27 earlier, but then we got stepped on in Matcha 0/2... I didn't have any time to warm up so I'm gonna use that as cope. I think we played well, and we were really close to winning both games. Except I played bad. oops #compsplatoon

has sblast fallen off fr? thank cod finally that was annoying, let's check the new thing- oh it's custom blaster </3

@ac-drift.bsky.social I'm glad to have finally found a good Tetras player, I don't see many around unfortunately. I totally got wiped but I was also using a literal piece of garbage for a weapon

you aren't even in the basement yet bro... I don't even have a basement to put you in. you can come out whenever you want

My essay got a bunch of positive feedback in history today, so I feel happy :3. Also chiptune and I got destroyed in Miku Miku Beam 35 but it's ok we had fun. ALSO, MMB served as my tryout for Chiptune, which is SO sick, and I'm officially a tuner!! thank you Tricky, Onion, and Marj! <3

L clanker

at least that's good lmao

oh my godddd I fucking hate the way my history teacher does essays. 95% I've already said it but he gives us three in class days and WON'T let us take them home before the day before they're due, so I'm here writing about the middle passage and slave trade at 2 AM like he EXPECTS us to do 😭 I'm sad

I don't normally participate in these chains but I don't want to be kidnapped and diddled so I guess I'll do it

Height: ~5'10" (178 cm)
Zodiac: Cancer (I love the silly crab)
Smoke: no :3
Tattoos: also no :3
Piercings: ALSO no but lowk I kinda want to (ears)
Color: ~ff2e2e or d63437
Drink: Rose Tea

ok so why the fuck is this my second most liked post in under a day. it's a random shitpost at 11 PM without a tag or anything. I've like. posted stuff with relevant tags before. anyways bye essay time

thank you tricky <3

y'all know that feeling when your body says you haven't been eating nearly enough and you lowk wanna die? well I do