Not happy my girl didn’t win RPDR.

Double the workout means ice cream on my pecan pie.

They selling the poisons and the cures

Someone put a water heater down my building’s trash chute lol

Thought the city looked cute today idk

You can say “somehow Palpatine returned” whenever anything goes wrong and it fits

I mean why didn’t it go faster.

Self care Sunday, no workout, frozen pizza (heated), and watching Mrs. Doubtfire while it’s winter pt 2 outside.

I will not rest until I find a bf that likes Warhammer 40k. Surely they’re out there, amongst the Warp.

I love my old man baby

Ur way too handsome to be scared

Dressing for the job you want (stay at home dad)

I don’t understand why they didn’t just pay rent

I just want to grow up to be Kathy Hilton or an old timey prospector

This dog loves me

VO2maxxinista

I can tell if the strait is open or closed by the price of bitcoin

Offer this as a service

All my friends in Boston are mean and ugly and I love them

No

Ngl, not my favorite build as it has taken me weeks to get this far. Too many weird orientations on tiny pieces.

The things I do for the prequels.

I like Darlene. Watching for her.

👏 breathtaking

Every app should have a tap (feature)

Tried to take a disco nap and woke up at 3am oops

It’s aliens

Lol he sure did

I'm about to start this one!

If someone bumps into you while texting and walking you can legally keep their phone until summer.