Gibbous is the most underutilized word in the English language… and I’m making it my life’s goal to change that.

#GibbousGoals

Don’t worry guys, I’m back! You can all stop asking now.

From this day forward you may all address me by the name of “White Mystery”

Bucatini is the best pasta shape. I’d say change my mind, but there’s no way you could.

What is the axolotl‘s problem with penguin? He’s always leaving every time the poor bird waddles in!

Or Belinda OR Lochlan

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In other really important news, if Gaitok dies I’ll be very sad 😟

I would like to say that Seth Milkshake is the main character of Season 2 of Severance. Tramell Tillman is dripping in every episode and deserves any and all awards that exist.

Dibs on "Calamitous ORTBO“ as a band name

There have been some rumors about me and it’s time to set the record straight. Yes, I played the baby sun on Teletubbies. #ComingClean

Merry Chrismas to all those special Chris’s out there!

Time to put in Jimmy Greenbeans

BOOMER BABY NEVER A DOUBT

You can make ME hobbodo, am I right?