soon yi previn our worthless daughter, you are so pretty i'm going to die 우리 쓸데없는 딸내미 이뻐죽겠내

new substack! open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

my time with the haenyeo of jeju-island and how korean women are born to be embarrassed by their boyfriend this isn't our first rodeo

for koreans embarrasing bf is nothing new open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

if you want a signed book fyi yuandmebooks.com/products/978...

the dog is dying but at least we have the sea monkeys the dog, my son, and control

what the dog doin (dyin) open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

no one is coming to save you i'm gonna die alone (thank god)

im having a bad day i think open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

Padma Lakshmi will be joined by some of her funniest friends for her Nov 3 event! Celebrate the launch of Padma’s bold new cookbook with Michelle Buteau, Marie Faustin, Ilana Glazer, @youngmimayer.bsky.social, and Jaboukie Young-White, with special guest Kerry Diamond. bit.ly/45Fn3Iw

i fucking love making billionaires money everyday bro creating art in time of war

new FREE essay up now open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

THE WORLD TOUR youngmimayer.com/tickets

i’m in SAN FRANCISCO NEXT MONTH
tickets: youngmimayer.com/tickets

the pics are behind a paywall 🥺 but here’s a preview

Mom's New Boyfriend- a kid's book i wrote that didn't sell about feminism or something who cares so you guys have to look at it now i guess

i wrote a kids book and illustrated it and the title still makes me laugh open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

there are only two types of korean women: church and jail the long history of the chaotic korean woman

the reason i’m a fucking chaotic bitch is because i’m korean. new substack open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

Center Yourself (Skunk Room) — The Elysian An audience participation show hosted by Youngmi Mayer where the audience makes the jokes and Youngmi makes the money. Buy Tickets

LA TONIGHT!! IM PERFORMING ONE NOGHT ONLY WITH DYLAN ADLER!! tickets: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/center...

why are the vibes off right now? it's the fucking AI isn't it everything feels uncanny

open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

if you order a personalized signed copy of my book it will come like this order here: www.yuandmebooks.com/products/978...

is your ex a narcissist? new essay up on substack open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

EVERYONE'S EX IS A NARCISSIST except mine, he's an echo

what is an echo? no one knows open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

How I Overcame My Eating Disorder or Whatever I'm Cured! Do my arms look fat?

somebody come get her she’s posting another substack 🎵 open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

i will be in LA (a threat) tickets: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/center...

❗IAVA's Kyleanne Hunter drags Pete Hegseth for absolute FILTH and schools us on being a womb-haver in the military.
❗Comedian & author @ymmayer.bsky.social brings the hilarity & the realness of getting an abobo in South Korea and the joy that can ensue.

🎧 All this & MORE! Don’t wait—hit play NOW!

i never dreamt of my wedding, i never dreamt of my death did you guys know you can just wear the dress without getting married

new!!!! and freeeee open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

Youngmi Mayer: Hairy Butthole Hairy Butthole is a one-person show featuring Youngmi Mayer based on the Korean saying "If you laugh while crying, hair will grow out of your butthole."

i wrote a show based on my memoir and act out parts of it as my grandma and my mom and these are the last shows in nyc!!! publictheater.org/performances...

omg thank you ♥️♥️

when men rape and kill women it's our fault lol hugh hefner and the arabian nights

new free essay open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

no person is good or bad, so go ahead and celebrate charlie kirk's death or not who cares the ethics of celebrating death and "having no empathy"

laugh or cry who cares open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

hyundai plant ICE raids ok so... why isn't anyone saying the thing

here are my thoughts on the hyundai ice raid (free article just click on link to read) open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

i used to be a trad wife i wanted to fucking kms everyday a warning for the girls who think they want to lie down instead of lean in

i am writing
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the r-word, having no ethos and the nazi youth live by the sword. die by the sword.

new substack up nowwww open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

my muses are shitty men lets talk fuckboys (i refuse to spell it the way they want us to)

newww and freeee open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...

wait i weirdly have a clip that’s exactly about this. but i say “high school poem”