Spike Lee at the Knicks game at MSG.

#spikelee #popeleo #knicks #madisonsquaregarden

The Atlantic: "Kash Patel is often drunk and absent from work."

Karoline Leavitt: "If he's absent from work, how do they know he's drunk?"

You may disagree, but if the heads of our military don’t trust Trump to be in the Situation Room because he’s erratic, unfit, or dangerous…

HE SHOULD NOT BE PRESIDENT!

Simple as that. 😎✨

Ba bye

My wife and I have a secret to making our marriage last.

Two times a week, we go out to a nice restaurant and have a good meal and a nice glass of wine.

She goes on Wednesdays and I go on Fridays.

The giant spider in my room is now named Cotton Eyed Joe, because I want to know two things:

-where did he come from

-where did he go

Time for Mamdani and Obama to go to a baseball game with the Pope. Let’s just blow this whole thing wide open.

Everyone say a little prayer for the clot that’s barely hanging on…

the liquor cabinet

One thing about Kash Patel eventually being fired is there’s no way to imagine what his face will look like upon hearing the news.

Every single day, Trump does something that would have ended any other presidency.

Every. Single. Fucking. Day.

📌Pope Leo XIV TODAY:

“The world is being ravaged by a handful of tyrants. Blessed are the peacemakers, but woe to those who manipulate religion and the name of God for their own military, economic and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth.”

He is NOT backing down.

Unfortunately I see commercials for his race for Ohio governor. 🙄

Not really a super big fan of cringe comedy, but it turns out my appetite for JD Vance humiliation is voracious.

Since Trump has trouble distinguishing what someone in the medical profession looks like, here is a picture of a lifesaving professional.

I will not be lectured about Swalwell — or anything, really — by anyone who still supports Donald Trump after he was found liable for sexual abuse.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

No!!!!!

Exactly. @juliadavisnews.bsky.social points out this was not the first time👇🏽

Trump is very obviously lying (as usual) and anyone pretending to buy it is just telling on themselves

I think Trump might be a little irked that everyone likes Pope Leo and hates him.

If the Pope weren’t so weak on crime he’d get in that Popemobile and start pullin’ folks over.

If you’re a reporter planning to ask a Republican member of Congress about Trump’s attack on Pope Leo, just know they’re going to pretend like they haven’t seen it. They’re lying, so go ahead and bring a copy with you to show them.

Average GOP Congressman: We err...uhhh...don't uh need uh...oversight of the DoD because uh...we trust the President to decide what's best

Donald Trump: I AM JESUS CHRIST RETURNED TO EARTH THE POPE ISN'T MAGA AND HE'S WEAK ON NUCLEAR WEAPONS I AM GOING TO BUILD A HOTEL ON THE MOON

Having mocked and insulted a billion Muslims on Tuesday, Trump attacked core beliefs of a billion Catholics today. And don’t forget his suggestion that any Jew who didn’t vote for him was an idiot. All in the days between the end of Ramadan, Passover, Easter and Orthodox Easter.

AWWWWWWKWARD.

Victor Orbán is a horrible person, but at least he had the decency to immediately concede defeat.

Donald Trump, an even worse person, *still* hasn’t conceded defeat—SIX YEARS LATER!

My favorite outdoor activity is getting my packages at the door and bringing them in.

Ed Blake: This is the Alina Habba of ceasefires. We went into court for a parking ticket and left with a DUI

Nothing more brutal than watching JD Vance dial Trump twice on stage—first voicemail, then ringing—while he insists “it’s progress” and Trump still doesn’t pick up.

#sheshed