Ain’t no party like a Sin Bin Party! 😂😂

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Let’s Go Habs!!!

Awwww!!! 😍😍

Welp…

OMG this woman singing the Canadian national anthem for the Habs/Lightning game is just…awful. O, Canada is a FANTASTIC anthem. And this is terrible. Canada should invade us just for that. 😫🎶🇨🇦

Well done Norm. On behalf of humanity, thank you. 👏❤️

It’s REALLY hard to explain just how WEIRD it is, like Twilight Zone level of weird, to watch the Philadelphia Flyers be really good at puck control, particularly through neutral ice. WHO TF ARE THESE GUYS?!?

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It was chilly but otherwise gorgeous. And in the sun, not so cold. A great day for baseball. ❤️⚾️

Photo of Nymeo Field at Harry Grove Stadium with the Frederick Keys playing the Hudson Valley Renegades.

I cannot express to you just HOW
MUCH this DOES NOT SUCK. @frederickkeys.bsky.social

Robert Johnson
#BestSongHeardToday

Recorded at the Gunter Hotel, San Antonio, Texas, on Nov. 27, 1936.

An extremely rare shellac master "test pressing" of the unissued (on 78) take 2 of "Cross Road Blues" (a.k.a. "Crossroad Blues") by the great delta blues singer and guitarist.

✌️ ❤️ 🎵
#musicsky

I also think he sees this as an opportunity to show that he IS ready to be that guy (even though he isn’t) and he’s super frustrated he’s not just taking off like he hoped he would. It’s all mental and he needs help figuring out that it’s ok not to be great immediately.

Photo of Jackson Holliday on deck to bat at Frederick Keys game during rehab assignment.

Me and my sister at the @frederickkeys.bsky.social game:
Me: Is that Jackson Holliday?
Sis: Yes. That’s definitely a major league ass. ❤️😂⚾️

And the Keys won!!

Picture of Jackson Holliday in the Facebook announcement by the Frederick Keys that he will be playing in the Saturday and Sunday April 18th and 19th games on rehab assignment.

OMG OMG OMG YOU GUYS!! I’m going to the Saturday @frederickkeys.bsky.social game and singing the anthem for Sunday’s game!!! YAY ME!!!

HA HA HA HA HAAAA!! 😂😂

Fuck Live Nation (and Ticketmaster).
Sideways. With a chainsaw.

I KNOW!!! I learned to love baseball from leaning it’s history (and watching with my brother). I adore stuff like this and LOVE it when players make it a point to observe and honor those who came before.

Hmmm…for me it’s a Stegosaurus and it’s not close. I know there are cooler Dinosaurs and flashier ones and less mainstream ones but Steggy has always been “the one”. I mean Triceratops are cool but I do prefer a Styracosaurus. Maybe I just like “many pointy things” sticking out. 🤔

In the sage words of @actualkatherine.bsky.social
“This is the coolest shit in the universe.”
💙🖤⚾️4️⃣2️⃣

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MMOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Ditto
Ibid
What this guy said… 🙄

Nah - that shit is just numb as hell right now. He’s poking at it because it feels funny (just my suppositions).

Seven I heard. In the jaw and orbital. Holy shit that guy…didn’t even go down after it happened. Gonna be eating food in milkshake form for a couple weeks but is in the dugout.
Figure that shot of him playing with his lip is because it’s still numb and feels funny. 😆

1993 Glenn Davis is still on the IL from the Jeffrey Hammonds foul ball.

Albernaz is straight channeling James McCann here and I am fucking HERE FOR IT. #LetsFuckingGO

Clearly I need to send my audition recording to the @orioles.com

Yes - tonight for sure. I saw it after he scored the run early in the game. I was like “what is he doing?!”

Pittsburgh games have other Car Shield ads that have him playing a MUCH bigger role - these abbreviated glimpses are part of a whole weird series. In any case, fix social security so this guy can retire, eh? No one needs to see that.

To me, the clearest sign is is having to see Rick Flair do CarShield commercials. At a MINIMUM it’s the best possible argument for raising the Social Security cap.