A colour Garfield comic panel of Garfield in his bed under his balnket with a thought bubble which reads "I hate Monday"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The Geddsation Discord emoji of me in a crown

[GEDDSUS]

Me; a white guy with A frankly stupid amount of ginger hair and beard

Oh, you...

Ohhhh if *only* there was a way I could come out of this looking so good 😅

May have dropped an earth-shattering slam without thinking about it 😬

Not me putting a podcast on while I get in the shower and it has a love interest with a very triggering and oft repeated name 🙃

At this point, a universal statement

A black lurcher dog with white feet whose face has gone grey with age stood in my kitchen

Visited! By a Goblin

A WhatsApp message that reads "Dont imply like my love for pur friendship relies on me being sad and lonely you dick cheese x"

One of my oldest and very dearest friends. I love her.

4 panel comic P1: a title reads "Batman v Superman." Beneath it are two simple versions of Batman and Superman, fists raised P2: closeup of the caped crusader, as Superman's open hand flips into frame P3: Supe's hand gently lands on Bats' face with a "plap" P4: Superman looks on in embarassment as Batman's head leaves his shoulders

Landlord's just told me they're getting the house valued.

I'm sure that's fine.

johnny marinara on the horns

SQUEEDLYDEE HONK

'87

My Whole Life

Spreading disinformation? At a time like this??

👀 and I'm being very normal about the whole thing, too [LIE]

Ok then, a very different person 😅

Not for 3 months ago! This is a very different vibe

I'm not saying it's A Thing, but I'm having my heart leap every time a message pops up, just in case.

Well that's about 4 D6 Emotional Damage right there

Big 'Fuck It All' hours

The Fox, The Crow And The Cookie YouTube video by mewithoutYou - Topic

Earworm of the day

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwGg...

Look, I'm NOT saying I'd ever hit someone with my car but I'm DEFINITELY also not saying DM me coordinates, soooo

I still get updates about a shared pet, it's nice but bittersweet

What a delightful way to find out

i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job

I wrote a game! About attempting to strangle a horse! And dying of eg Spider Bumhead or Bonegone Horsefright! It's free! And VERY SILLY

brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...

...Bag? 👀

Look, these are Golden Teacherrrrrr HELLO OFFICER