Whatever u ask the Universe for under this post, u will get by September 29.

America will never be the same.

life tip : if nothing goes right go to sleep

adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class

once i feel unheard‚ i just stop speaking.

Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day.

cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080р

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

That's it. That's the post.

Take a shower before World War 3 starts. You don’t want to die crusty.

Condom companies are the only businesses that actively stop the birth of their future customers.

is ChatGPT down for anyone else? i’m mid-argument with my wife and need a Shakespeare level apology fast.

There is no greater moment of empathy and understanding as a man seeing another man get hit in the balls.

Why do balls have that stitch line in the middle

Remaining single for at least a year after a serious break up can help you transition easier into a new relationship.

When you have a human biology exam, your brain knows all the answers but it doesn't tell you any.

Getting very drunk is way more fun than being very drunk.

Never make the same mistake twice. There are so many other mistakes to explore!

Sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself.

A baby's first cry after birth is the human brain’s startup sound.

Too many people confuse sex with love.

You can drink a drink, but cant food a food.

Just another day of not being hot and rich.

Arguing with smart people is hard, but arguing with stupid people is impossible.

If you want to shine like a sun, first burn like a sun. - A. P. J. Abdul Kalam

Remember, girls who say, "A lot of guys are after me", should keep in mind that low prices always attract a lot of customers.

Growing up is realizing that there are conflicts you just can't win even if you're right.