what if i fucking kill you

we just can't stop fucking winning can we

3M™ PELTOR™ Hi-Viz Earmuffs H31A

cloverfield monster is wearing 3M™ PELTOR™ Hi-Viz Earmuffs. Smart, those provide 23 dB of noise reduction with a sturdy stainless steel frame

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man in a tie looks miserable, head in hands, while sitting at a bus stop in the city. He’s thinking, “can’t believe I have work today…” Panel 2: he looks up at the city to find it ablaze, actively being destroyed by the Cloverfield monster/kaiju. Panel 3: the man looks off to the side and makes a mildly surprised expression with a cute subtle smile.

pequeño

IS THAT THE HOUSE FROM ASH VS. EVIL DEAD?????????

just can't keep track of all these McLaren models

A screenshot of a text from Amazon. Amazon: Your package was delivered! (attached is a picture of a box with a piece of paper that reads DO NOT GO OUTSIDE) The receiver sends a question mark as a response. Amazon sends another picture with the same piece of paper on the box, but the words are covered in blood along with the message "JUST KIDDING :)" in blood.

alright

A close-up of a black-and-white cat

Give me food… or else

A screenshot of some graffiti in the game Left 4 Dead that reads "we are the real monsters." The graffiti below it that usually reads "no that's the zombies, idiot" has been crudely scribbled over and replaced with "yeah that checks out."

the environmental storytelling graffiti at Palantir:

give it a few hours, i'll get a sudden craving for plain cheerios and eat a few handfuls before immediately going to bed

"oh you're depressed? just eat something" would be great advice if depression didn't reduce my appetite to smithereens

you can't park there sir

myhouse.wad

the house in question:

if only there were a highly quotable six-letter word that began with 'g' to describe this development

have you tried combining them to create a flavor sensation

a simple drawing of a bored looking grey cat in a box captioned "mediocre force meets apathetic object. okay".

#catcrumb

project hail mary (2026)

project hail mary (2026)

project hail mary (2026)

project hail mary (2026)

project hail mary consensus:

there is not a single original story beat in this entire movie and it should thank its lucky stars that everything else about it is amazing enough to compensate

a purple cartoon character is standing next to a yellow cartoon character and looking at the camera . Alt: Jax from The Amazing Digital Circus having a panic attack

JK Rowling when she realizes a successful indie project by a trans woman and with several nonbinary cast members beat out her TERF wizard franchise on YouTube's trending charts

yes i like ricochet, what of it

i am more seated than i have ever been

the elder gods gotta keep me in check because they know how powerful i'd become if i had more than a week of good mental health 🫠

universe saw my life was going a little too well and decided to make my headphones, glasses, phone, AND car fail catastrophically within days of each other

Welcome to Taskmaster!!! Would you like to play a game?

hell yeah

the cadillac cimarron lasted longer than the confederacy

sequel to the Hemingway baby shoes short story:

"for sale, scorpion jacket from DRIVE, worn once"

my glockenspeil test

happy to announce i tested negative for guacamole 👍

my octopus' office

just got back from my optimist appointment