wrote a song

Outrageous vandalism

My son came across *coughs* this @hensbens.bsky.social sticker at Ourika Valley in Morocco #WorldsStrongestBand

HENS BENS T-SHIRT COMPANY EMPLOYEE BAND RELEASES ALBUM:

open.spotify.com/album/0738hx...

hensbens.bandcamp.com

NEW T-SHIRTS! LIMITED TIME ONLY!

We didn't know which new colours to add, so for the MONTH OF APRIL ONLY we're doing 10 different ones! Must end 30th April!

hensbens.bandcamp.com/merch

SATURDAY!

Tickets: hensbens.org

The Last Transmission - 21st March 2025 - Infected Senses interview Mark and Steve on Exeter's Phonic FM. This week we talk to Exeter's own Kev Winser, aka Infected Senses, about all his current musical activities, including a Music Is Murder show at The Phoenix on Ap...

Last night’s Last Transmission from Phonic FM. Interview with Infected Senses & #newmusic from @benefitstheband.bsky.social @hensbens.bsky.social @themoonlandingz.bsky.social @psbhq.bsky.social @snappedankles.bsky.social @blondshell.bsky.social @pigsx7.bsky.social www.mixcloud.com/markmontague...

Never heard of him! Going to have a listen now though!

Your Favourite Band Is On The Drugs Again (Oh No) HENS BENS · Your Favourite Band Is On The Drugs Again (Oh No) · Song · 2025

Don’t you hate when a band releases a single that sounds nothing like the rest of their album?

YOUR FAVOURITE BAND IS ON THE DRUGS AGAIN (OH NO) is out now!

open.spotify.com/track/0XmERH...

If you like bands that are a bit wild/mad then this is well worth a listen. There's a live album, too.......

I lived in that flat! (2008-2011, middle flat, behind knife)

Was once told to stay indoors by the police as there was a guy walking around that exact junction carrying a smaller but less inflatable blood-covered knife.

HENS BENS 'WOBTEP' TEST EVENT 1: Edinburgh, Sneaky Pete's, 6th March 2025 YouTube video by The band HENS BENS

Thank you to last week's sold-out WOBTEP test event participants: Marlon from Brazil, David who knows @marcrileydj.bsky.social, and Anna the Cheat.

Please continue to enjoy HENS BENS' excellent album 'WORLD'S STRONGEST BAND' on your streaming service of choice.

Hens Bens, Sneaky Petes, Edinburgh 06/03/25 There was a total disregard by the band for the future of their careers with this gig to launch their debut album WORLDS STRONGEST BAND as they rightly pointed out, possibly every one of their Edinbur...

Thank you to @gig-antics.bsky.social for saying nice things about last week’s album launch!

www.gig-antics.live/post/hens-be...

We were too busy blowing up balloons to notice that last night SOLD OUT (!) but we're going to brag about it now because of course we are.

Proper post about the gig later; I'm going back to bed now.

My whole body hurts.

TONIGHT!

Not many tickets left! hensbens.org

hey that’s us

Scottish Live Music Highlights: March 2025 – The Skinny March brings a batch of record launches from Scottish bands and labels, plus visits from Snapped Ankles, The Dare, Lauren Mayberry and Geordie Greep.

In March's gig guide, shows from...

@snappedankles.bsky.social
@hensbens.bsky.social
@fomachete.bsky.social
Sacred Paws, Cloth, Machine Orchid, The Dare, and *many* *mAnY* more...

buff.ly/vXGqhkI by @tallahbrash.bsky.social

ANALOGUE MUSIC LOVERS: WE HEAR YOU. You’re excited about the HENS BENS gig tomorrow at Sneaky Pete’s and you can’t wait to buy an album. But you don’t want a CD. You want something ANALOGUE.

Introducing the HENS BENS ALBUM BANANA: a download code attached to a banana. £10 at the merch stand.

Can’t even afford a cable for his microphone.

Just because a guy is the lead singer in The Offspring doesn’t mean he’s financially secure. #stress

TRADE WAR'S BACK ON

Tickets: www.seetickets.com/event/hens-b...

“the Sneaky Pete’s”

HENS BENS presents WOBTEP YouTube video by The band HENS BENS

HENS BENS are thrilled to announce WOBTEP, a technological innovation that will change the music industry forever.

The first WOBTEP test will be held at the Sneaky Pete's on Thu 6 March, also featuring @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social and @arrowsmeet.bsky.social.

🎟️ hensbens.org

youtu.be/vrl2_bH9Uhs

We thought he was going to do his usual top-notch Oasis covers so this is very surprising.

HENS BENS presents WOBTEP YouTube video by The band HENS BENS

HENS BENS are thrilled to announce WOBTEP, a technological innovation that will change the music industry forever.

The first WOBTEP test will be held at the Sneaky Pete's on Thu 6 March, also featuring @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social and @arrowsmeet.bsky.social.

🎟️ hensbens.org

youtu.be/vrl2_bH9Uhs

“HENS BENS FUCKIN RULES”

BLOODY HENS BENS COMING OVER HERE PLAYING A SPECIAL ALBUM LAUNCH GIG ON THURSDAY 6th MARCH AT WOKE SNEAKY PETE’S WITH @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social AND @arrowsmeet.bsky.social BLOODY WOKE NONSENSE TICKETS ON SALE
NOW AT www.hensbens.org WHERE’S YOUR POPPY

Last ever run of pink HENS BENS t-shirts on sale NOW at HENS BENS PREMIUM RETAIL SOLUTIONS!

hensbens.bandcamp.com/merch

Excellent reading here for fans of nice things being said about HENS BENS ⬇️

Excellent reading here for fans of nice things being said about HENS BENS ⬇️