This would be better with senile john madden

Menswear writer here. 👋 Let me tell you why you shouldn't wear an armband like that. 🧵

Photo of a grey tuxedo tabby cat lying on top of the back of a leather recliner. The cat is stretching its forelegs out in a Superman type pose.

Impeccable form. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

Although it really wouldn’t be the same without tim curry

YES

Time is convoluted etc

Exactly one year ago today:

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 9, Episode 12

Let's start the madness

It’s true. Im fighting the youth on discord over “having a nuanced opinion on things”

Ah, gotcha

Didn’t Chapelle get borderline cancelled for making trans jokes himself? Or something similar? He was a pariah for several years for something like that iirc

I would buy influence with every politician possible

Quick Ozzy, use your satanic powers to pull her down to hell!

That drink is entirely too sexy

Congressman Embroiled In Sexting Scandal

A red panda lays down with half of a watermelon in its mouth. A perfect summer fruit, thanks to the melon being full of water. The red panda gets a tasty treat, and proper hydration!

Daily red panda with a melon :3

Busting out dumbass latin phrases to look smart? Yes, yes we are

“Excessive Hand Washing Extra Chunky Peanut Butter” doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue. Could still be a horse name though

Pepsi makes prebiotics now apparently

The American health care system is the best in the world!

Lord help me Ive bought the dirty mountain dew cream soda

The onion recycling old simpsons jokes smh what is the world coming to

It was so funny that after going through so many deeper looks, the investigation slowly just circled back around to the initial seemingly dismissive conclusion of suicide. Although maybe they ruled it accidental suicide this time

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

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100% Anecdotal, but I always assumed younger generations would be inherently wise to the misleading nonsense of AI due both to regular teenage skepticism and to growing up with this stuff, only to find that nearly all of them that I've interacted with will just use Google AI search results as fact

Bonzo goes to brainworms

It became 😂

Is that the statue of Liberty t-posing in the clouds or something? 😂

Yeah, somewhere around the middle point of the show I was just feeling so fucking sad for his character