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Could you please translate that for me, mac?

I never want to use the word “hate” towards any person, class of persons, countries, cultures, religions, political parties — with exceptions for serial killers, genocidal maniacs, fascists. I do feel unencumbered hate towards them.
This includes the cretin voted into the highest office in the USA

I was so confused because this is the first time I’ve seen Wednesday spelled out in full & properly in years

Nobody understands the Shadow Docket

I never want to use the word “hate” towards any person, class of persons, countries, cultures, religions, political parties — with exceptions for serial killers, genocidal maniacs, fascists. I do feel unencumbered hate towards them.
This includes the cretin voted into the highest office in the USA

“Johnny” Damon

The emergence of Kevin, who can find none of the nuts he buried but sees lots of seedlings.

Due to rising costs, Aardvark will be spelled with one A going forward.

“Leaving”? WTF does that mean

Cleanup your story

I thought maybe you were trying (& failing) to make some sort of mousetrap 🤷‍♀️

🤔

Just don’t put them near your compass 😏

Seriously, I will never forget Noah Wyle and Kellie Martin lying on the floor, looking at each other 😭

Oh no! Now you spoiled ER for me! 😆

She is really beautiful 😍

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Yes, but you rarely see their wings,, unless you do what I do and drop them into a jar of soapy water (outside) and let them drown 😈

DONT SMASH IT!

Uh oh. Now prepare for the onslaught 😬

Thank goodness they’re okay!

Locked in his office, Pete Hegseth pours a sixth bourbon, giggles, and turns another page of the Atlantic.

Wow. That’s terrible.

Did you decide whether or not to free him from the body suit yet?

Twirl!

Boo indeed. Four trees ☹️

💯

What enjoyment or enrichment would I gain from using AI to solve the Sunday crossword puzzle for me? These people underestimate human urge to complete a challenge on their own

What enjoyment or enrichment would I gain from using AI to solve the Sunday crossword puzzle for me? These people underestimate human urge to complete a challenge on their own

What about still just The Pitt but the next episode picks up in the night shift right where the day shift left off, and so on and so on? It will never end! YAY 🥳