Kevin: "But where is she going?"
Bill: "Yes, we must know! Please, we have no other reason to cohere as a group! We'll just dissolve, drift into chaos and anomie!"
Mike: "And we might as well dump our 6-pack of Rainier down the sewer drain!"
Kevin: "WHERE IS SHE GOING?!?!" *sobs*
Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego
Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit.
*Rockapella bops on stage*
Not the same, I know. But Shout uploaded the unriffed movie on YouTube youtu.be/eIlTmsvoVW8?...
"Stay here with me."
"Huh?"
"Stay here."
"What?"
"STAY. HERE."
🎶 He's been following us since we left the shore
And yet, I thought he was a fisherman before
We cut the rope off, but he didn't fall
It used to make sense to me, now I find it...🎶
And of course, the scenes with Dr. Ted Nelson's in-laws are always a hoot #MST3K
🎶 Why did Banana Republic get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Brook's 🎶
4 panel pic of bare chested and/or nude Mike Nelson Top Left: Mike Nelson: Lord of the Dance Top Right: Beach party Mike Nelson holding microscopic short shorts and scarring Servo and Crow when he dances Bottom Left: Baby Mike Nelson, who's colicky and missing Servo. Wah! Bottom Right: Mike Nelson as The Amazing Colossal Man who doesn't want to grow anymore and wants to be perpetually a Toys 'R Us kid
Servo: "We'll be right back."
Crow: "Part of me will never be back. Part of me is gone forever." #MST3K
I live an hour away from Omaha and have attended both the Dynamites there.
With that said, why?? 😂😂
Describe your Bluesky account with a single image
Playing certain kinds of sounds for Digdogger? That's a paddlin'
Walking into the waterfall?
That's a paddlin'
Paddlin' the raft to Level 4?
Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.....
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
There's an icky elf who begs to differ #MST3K
Troy from "The Final Sacrifice" would've stuffed this guy 😆
"And he didn't steal no bike, neither!" #MST3K
Is there ANYONE who doesn't treat the almost 80-year-old president of the United States like a Make-A-Wish kid?!?
Who killed "Timeless" Toni Storm
Wrong answers only #AEW 🤼♂️
Time to pull out The Midnight Express 25th Anniversary Scrapbook for a reread
RIP Loverboy Dennis
We did too on last Sunday in SW Iowa
Now, if we could only find the "Mylar: What's It To You" short that was made for the #MST3K CD-Rom game that never came to be
David Carradine & Robert Z'Dar face off in a Lipton Iced Tea commercial from the 90s #MST3K #RiffTrax
Happy #StPatricksDay ☘️
No pinches for me. I'm already wearing, and to be on the safe side, wielding some green
Studio shot of crew working on MST3k classic silhouette shot
Screen testing the new MST3K setup
A chart showing that 21,994 backers pledged $2.67 million to moake four episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000: The RiffTrax Experiments
We'll have more to share in the not-too-distant-future, but for now:
Thank you all so, so much ❤️
"Given that God is infinite, and the universe is also infinite... would you like a toasted teacake?"
"Two kinds of plaids?? I'm a naked robot, and even I know that's a fashion no-no!" #MST3K
🎶 Oh, Kurgan man, where are you now?
We mustn't fight on Holy Ground 🎶
Yes, I'm religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity
