A slightly modified version of the Presidents tweet to fit The Twins very FAKE win against The Mets last night

you’ve got it sir, such FAKE NEWS,

$205.31 donation screenshot

$200 to Minnesota because fuck the Badgers

$205.31 donation screenshot

$200 to Minnesota because fuck the Badgers

Mets drop 12th straight game after loss to Twins

The local news break during the basketball game on the flight is out of New York 😂

First class upgrade on my way home from Phoenix - watching basketball with my white wine

🎶 this is the life 🎶

God, West is just awful 🫠

Says the white man who has an airport for a forehead. ✈️🤣

My job has absolutely nothing to do with football lol

He’s telling us stories about his college days and Jimmy Johnson

Troy Aikman is a speaker at this work conference I’m at for some reason

Someone send me an Outlook meeting invite so I can take a nap that afternoon

I thought I was doing okay until like an hour ago and now I am driving the struggle bus

Mountain Dew Baja Blast

Desperate times

Julius Randle in a button up shirt with the text “me in the office” - sitting next to Ant in a tank top with the text “me working from home”

I’m at a work conference and have to listen to like 5 hours of speakers tomorrow, I am going to fall asleep 🤣

🤣🤣

I’ve been awake for 20 hours awwwooooooo

Watching all the highlights but should be trying to go to bed, Future Me is so mad

Glen Taylor look old af

Watched the Wolves on my phone at a work dinner FUCK YEAH I HATE THE NUGGETS

It’s 88° in phoenix before 10 am and I’m sweating through my business casual outfit

happy Monday

a 3d rendering of the words can uber drive me into the sun Alt: a 3d rendering of the words can uber drive me into the sun

Did the thing where my uber driver said “have a nice trip” and I said “you too”

This is big

My cat sitting on my lap with basketball on tv

Same 😆

I’m with you, makes me mad they haven’t changed it, especially with the pitch clock. The games are going more quickly, we don’t need a ghost runner until like the 12th+ inning!!

Like 4 mistakes on one play, way to go Twins lmao

Man, the lovely game of hockey, am I right

So far loving being a bandwagon Wild fan

Series don't start till the road team wins anyway

I panic bought it when the trees merch dropped 😂