Habemus Papam
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Squidward angrily yells at SpongeBob and Patrick.

I don't ask ChatGPT, I don't use an AI assistant, I browse REDDIT, and I watch a YouTube tutorial BY AN INDIAN GUY!

C.Viper 🥹

A black-and-white cat sleeping on a person’s lap

Uni came to me! He fell asleep so peacefully

It's still so crazy that in 2024 a huge chunk of bsky's userbase hit a peak of "we're ready to pay subscriptions for bigger features and support the platform, just tell us when it drops 🫡" and then within six months the Bsky team gleefully cut through all that good will with surgical precision

Old man yells at Lakitu.

Screenshot of YouTube video summary from the YouTube Studio page, showing a long button with an AI icon reading "Catch me up on this video", while to smaller buttons are shoved off to the side. I've penciled "actual analytics" and "comments" in to show what the smaller buttons do, and written "fucking AI SLOP" over the new, big button

oh boy, youtube changed its interface again lmao, there's a new button in the video summary

and they made the button EXTRA BIG and the other buttons much smaller, just in the hopes that someone would please please please click on it please use it PLEASE

it's not even a "dark pattern" it's just sad

Alex sits across from a woman at a table who reads from pamphlet "OK, so the rules of this game are: 1. players move around the baord in a counter-clockwise fashion..." Alex thinks to herself "this board game woman is tedious, but her dating profile indicates she's a real freak in bed." Her expression remains placid as the speech bubble containing the endless rules recited by the board game woman collapse Alex's face. Later in the boudoir, Alex is in fetish gear with the board game woman who says "alright, let's do this." She then picks up a pamphlet and reads "the rules of this are: 1 players move around the board in a counter-clockwise..."

A reminder that much of KT's monetary success comes from financial asset/investment management, all helmed by Kou Shibusawa's wife, Keiko Erikawa.

Automaton's previous report noted a community adage calling KT "an investment company disguised as a game company.": automaton-media.com/en/news/koei...

Toph Beifong - トフ・ベイフォン
Avatar The Last Airbender - 降世神通

mirror’s edge

I always thought Sun Tzu's "Art of War" was a little simplistic and obvious but it turns out yes, you do literally need to tell the Secretary of War "you need to feed your troops and keep them from being wiped out by preventable diseases"

Like, she was the *first* social darwinist, the seed of 20th century eugenics movements began with her translation.

Darwin himself retracted her translation rights because she kept going off on tangents about racial superiority and the immorality of race mixing.

She was a huge piece of shit, though, literally one of the very first people to use Darwin to advocate for slavery, pissing him off with her Ayn Rand style editorializing of his book.

Lips! (Comm)

バラライカ

So hey that's eugenics

Hey artists, if you see this, post a dog

250cm, GODDAMN

Drinking with June🍻

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The people who use AI on Github are losing their entire minds, swearing they'll all just move to Claude without realizing that's just going to force Anthropic to increase costs even faster.

None of them seem to comprehend that this shit doesn't scale.

of all the parts of the illiad to be bureid with...the catalogue of ships? really?

announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite

a bear vacuuming a floor as a japanese salaryman looks on in terror

found out about the manga kuma gurashi which is like those ones where a manic pixie dream girl comes into a salaryman's life and starts doing all his domestic chores for him to heal his heart except in this one it's a realistically drawn bear and the salaryman is terrified on every single page

'We must become less reliant on American tools': Windows 11 is so bad the French government is switching to Linux — and Microsoft should be worried Is 2027 set to be the year of Linux? There are signs that this might actually be the case, this time.

This article is weird. France isn't switching to Linux because Windows is bad - it's switching because Microsoft is a US company, US companies fall under US law, and thus simply cannot be trusted with EU data. Windows can't "solve" this. There's no "fix" here.

www.techradar.com/computing/wi...

on my commute home i saw the aftermath of a car crashing into an ebiker. very clearly the car turned into the bike and the rider was likely maimed or killed. it makes me sick to my stomach that after 100 years of this shit society still treats daily loss of life like the cost of doing business.

Cilantro basil dill mint lemons drying on a white towel

4/20 post herb