Sucks that my first post on here in months is to ask for shit but, in my defense, I couldn't figure out which email and password I used to log in. Getting old is stupid.

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Can y'all help a teacher out? School starts in a week and a half! #teacherlife

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These fucking kids screaming out "BLUE WAFFLE" in my classroom like I don't know what they mean. Son, this has been my internet longer than you've been alive. #teacherlife

Huh.

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I sponsor a HS D&D club. The DM just told the group they were being chased by a "cunty mindflayer", and that one phrase restored my faith in humanity. The kids will be okay.

Rmembering the time I complimented this old woman on her gorgeous emerald ring and said I'd love to own a piece like it some day. She laughed and said, "Good luck," which is pretty much how all old people react when younger people say they, too, want to have nice things. #eattherich #fuckboomers

Currently surviving on a steady diet of Nyquil, Zofran, and chocolate chip cookies. #teacherlife #adulting

Girl, same.

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Repeat after me: faculty meetings are all waste of time.

These cookies make me feel weird.

It's kinda crazy that all we need to do to completely implode this administration is to continue calling them President Musk and First Lady Trump. #sosayweall

That stupid "R"! Couldn't figure out where to put it.

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Chugging Dayquil at work because there are no more subs available. #teacherlife

Every teacher I know rn.

Should've posted earlier today. Sometimes, I impress myself.

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Gentlemen, it's right here. #yourewelcome

a man in a red suit says umm while sitting on a chair ALT: a man in a red suit says umm while sitting on a chair

3 weeks until the end of Q2 and some little shit just asked if he could turn in Q1 stuff.

Where my Wordlers at?!??!

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He IS lactose intolerant, but he's also from Wisconsin so he pretends he's not.

My husband has cheese on his Christmas wishlist. That is all.

I did not do that one; that was Cearul. I've done a dozen others, though!

Whenever my husband and I hear the original of one of my #eveonline parodies, we play a game: first person to sing my lyrics, and not the real ones, loses. He loses every time. Every. Time.

Helpful hotlines today:

1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey

1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce

1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin

Happy Thanksgiving.

It's 100% true.

Don't you love winning stuff?!?!?!

Almost halfway through fall break and I've done nothing.

Ma'am, life is all about balance.

Listen, we never said the guy was smart.

Please refer back to "bra". Best pair there is. Not always symmetrical, though.

You would.