I finally finish my exams only for university to edge me on the results up until 2 weeks before graduation :(

You can buy separate sleeves for dresses? Who forgot to tell me this???

Big fan of bumblebees, top tier fluffy insect, thought I would make an outfit to show my appreciation lol #femboy

Is it too late for me if I say that the Fresh Avocado vine from 2016 is still stuck in my head?

I am reminded why I don’t post instagram reels often when Kyle, 17, from Florida, who owns more guns than brain cells, finds my post and decides to voice his elegant opinion on my human rights.

The hubris of thinking I could wear white heels outdoors

Taking the water from my dehumidifier and pouring it back on the carpet to punish the machine for its sins (loud noise)

Me at Tesco: aw crud that guy just took the last chicken caesar wrap

Store employee: We’ll be restocked in an hour, you can get a fresh one then

German Scientist named Von Killenmurder: or ve can use ze DEATHEN VAY I have invented!

Me: Hmm. Can you get it charged before he scans his clubcard?

I forgor that I can carbon monoxide post on this account and not be judged we are so back

“Cooking” implies someone will accomplish something noble or intelligent, while “cooked” implies someone has or will experience great misfortune. A lot to think about here.

Some more ballerina outfit pics. You kinda don’t notice you’re wearing the skirt until you decide to approach a wall or door lol.

#femboy #femsky

Now where am I going to put this lol

Yeah we do a bit of gaming (black deck gold stake) #balatro

Somehow, despite reinventing my entire wardrobe, my mid-length pink skirt from years ago is still the most comfy thing to wear.

#femboy #femsky

I mean not to brag but apparently I’m not entirely flat in every direction. Big upgrade going from the ocean to the Netherlands.

I may have a thing for collecting cute short white dresses. I guess it counters my other thing for collecting cute short black dresses. Ying and yang or something

Wonky mirror balanced on my door and bedside lamp has somehow provided amazing lighting for my dress-up pics. Professional photographers fear me.

#femboy #princess

Can’t go wrong with red for an outfit #femboy #crossdress

I don’t know why I’ve decided on letting Instagram choose a wedding dress for me to buy, knowing that this may very well end up as the actual dress I wear if I ever get married. I am not wise.

Pink-maxxing with today’s outfit

If your dress (singular) doesn’t take up two-thirds of your wardrobe is there really any point to it?

When you have to be a princess at 10 and DJ at 11 #femboy

I enjoy the surprise maggot I sometimes receive from my oranges from Tesco but I feel like they should add some new insects into the mix, y’know?

From yesterday’s post - a really simple tutu can be enough to give some volume to pleated skirts! #femboy #femboyfashion

Highlights from today’s post :3 this frilly skirt really works well in certain outfits and this one was amazing #femboy #crossdresser

Seems like CEOs can’t ignore the court of public opinion anymore, as they have the court of law for the last 100 years.

Here’s today’s outfit, supposedly my winter fit but honestly I don’t think I recommend the crop top lol #femboy #fashion

Today’s outfit is a pink and black mix! With DIY split thigh skirt lol

I can only imagine the chaos that befalls the postal service the day after Black Friday. Respect to the post officer who managed to deliver my package at 7:30 pm yesterday.

Hope people enjoy thanksgiving and don’t develop an aneurysm from listening to the political hot takes of your extended family ❤️