Ginger cat sleeping on his back on an armchair.

Me after eating all the Easter eggs #caturday #catsofbluesky

As it's Easter is it okay to do my usual joke about my home made hot cross buns failing to rise? No? Fair enough. #Easter

"What time are you getting to the gig?"

"I dont know exactly."

"Can you give me a rough time?"

"I'm flattered. But i dont think im that guy."

Our ginger kitten and older black cat in the garden a couple of metres apart. Ginger is looking to camera and black cat keeping and eye on him.

Our ginger boy is growing up fast. Lyra likes to keep an eye on him when they're outside #caturday #blueskycats #catsofbluesky

Watch the news for an hour or go for a walk. Tough choice.

A stone cold classic.

Ornamental turtle, where the head has broken away from the body.

Always disappointing when a turtles head breaks off unexpectedly.

Man with lute sings to lady

Oh, ye, thou really hast me now
Thou hast me so I can't sleep at night
Thou really hast me
Thou really hast me
Thou really hast me

But what if I don't like the news where I am?

Ginger kitten in the sunshine.

Teddy having a first taste of freedom #caturday #blueskycats

If we can't have a #Buffy reboot, I'll have to settle for a new Jumanji movie.

'As you can see, the Strait is open and everyone's having a wonderful time'

That patch might look like an x-ray, but it's just a sunny spot. #caturday #catsofbluesky

Seal behind glass stands upright and motionless in tank.

Memory, Agent Terry Nutkins, is what I have instead of a view.

Who needs Churchill or a bloody beaver on a crisp £5 note?😤
I have been designing some alternatives which I think you’ll agree are infinitely more superior. 👍

The bloke who re-carpeted our stairs today used to be cabin crew with B.A.

Lovely touch when he finished and said "enjoy your flight".

a man with a beard is wearing a yellow jacket with a star trek logo on it ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a yellow jacket with a star trek logo on it

My laptop tells me it's got HP Wolf Security, but the print is small so it looks like Mr Worf Security and I much prefer that.

APPARENTLY, the only person who displays no number plates on their car is the King of England himself, in which case I have just seen Charles Ill parking his Vauxhall Corsa at Hillingdon underground station. He looked much younger than I'd anticipated, and his language was a little coarse when I asked for his autograph. "Fuck off, knob" is a little unseemly for a ruling monarch in my view. But it was still very exciting to meet the great man in person. Neal Bircher, Uxbridge

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OMG it hasn't worked

Jurassic Park: Rebirth, easily the best sequel in the series.

The more I hear about inverse proportion, the less I like it.

Might as well just post this because every time I tell it to discard it just reappears next time I open.

a black and white photo of a surgeon in a hospital hallway . ALT: a black and white photo of a surgeon in a hospital hallway .

E.R. now on Netflix.

Ginger kitten with white paws sitting on a stool looking to camera.

Anyone need anything shredding? #caturday #blueskycats

Adverts that moan about having too many options for things and then add their own option.

You can make the new He-Man movie look more vintage by the power of greyscale.

More or less accurate.

I'll have whatever the guys commentating on the half-pipe are having #Olympics

The Ballad of Wallis Island is a delight. Highly recommended. #MiniReview