This bit is extremely Nintendo

advertising technology in the 1990s: look at this “website” you can “surf”. it has an image of a cat on it

advertising technology in the 2020s: you must adopt this now or die. we are going to completely kill you if you don’t download this app immediately

need to also highlight the Buffalo fans knocking over the metal barrier during the celebrations at their outdoor watch party

(i am not a ball knower)

didn’t know tim duncan had dreads now

spurs court and fan shirt colors look is sick

Against all the grass that Nature can conjure, all the wickedness that weeds can produce, we will send unto them... only you. Rip and tear, until it is done

Picture of Venusaur "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!" (I still don't get it)

Pope Leo wrote several tweets on the dangers of humanity relying on AI while discreetly using AI to write the whole thread (maybe to fool people it's something the account normally doesn't do) and now there's thousands of quote tweets and replies from people who don't notice posting 'TRVTH NVKE'

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

Giant ass boots

I saw these shoes and now you have to as well

"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope." Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war. A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic. Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope. https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

dad: so whats the deal with the war

me: *speaks for 5 min*

dad: wow that is an impressive analysis

me: thanks I took it from a person I follow online who is a subject matter expert

dad: oh whats their name

me: They are a cartoon dog wearing underwear as a face mask called Piss Prevail On Earth

oh my god this rules

get me a fuckin breakfast sandwich you crazy bastards or you'll be living in hell

We must protect Pikachu at all costs

Such a hilariously awful attempt to fool the ump, I love it

why do the people who're concerned about bluesky's growth always pin the blame on leftists being mean, instead of on the people who run bluesky seeming totally uninterested in growing it at all. all their effort goes on faffing around with nonsense that nobody who actually uses the site cares about

pardon me

System of a down toxicity album cover but it's Bobomb Battlefield

The KitKat heist culprit has been discovered

(im running it on an appletv if that makes a difference)

first year trying mlb tv and the app is so smooth and full of so many nice-to-have little features. soooo much better than something like the espn app.

honestly shocking for something made by a big corp. someone there actually cares.

wouldn't have to be so sneaky about it if it were HALF as appealing to the public as they say it is

夜更かし📱

Disney Exits OpenAI Deal After AI Giant Shutters Sora In a surprise move, OpenAI will shut down its Sora AI video app, just months after it was first launched.

Breaking: Disney Exits OpenAI Deal After AI Giant Shutters Sora

2006 internet: RSS feeds, forums, communities of hobby blogs, where people post about interior design, fashion, and music for free

2026 internet: sponsored content, paid partnership, buy my merch, try my supplements, invest in my crypto, click link in bio to unlock the secrets of life for $30

We have to destroy all trucks and SUVs...we must do it for America

Headline: "At SXSW, Mark Zuckerberg says metaverse is 'Holy Grail' of social experience"

I don't really feel like the press coverage of the metaverse implosion honestly captures the access tech press' role in propping up Mark Zuckerberg's fake innovation mythology

if you go back and read "journalism" from this era, 97% was indistinguishable from advertorial