Why not both?

Ja Morant's just up the road, right?

CRATE

It is exercising and sleeping for me (and baking some cakes)

6'3", 225 is too small!

CSU-Menlo Park

Sounds like a lot of matthematics. I'M IN

Happy belated birbday

Tonight's Stanley cup playoffs broadcast schedule. If you're relying on me for detailed alt text, that's really on you.

Your locals drop the puck around 6:30 gtz/7:30 eastern on The Ocho

Tonight, your ESPNs and whatnot

brandon beane in absolute shambles

Put a body on Slafkovsky!

Vernon Davis, HGTV star, ran a 4.4 40 yd dash

hell yeah, brother

Victories fade but petty... Petty is forever

Now what sports moment do you want to see captured on canvas?

For me, either James Rodgers and his game-winning jet sweep against Oregon or Mark Sanchez's butt fumble

Time for my favorite part of playoff hockey: Counting cowboy hats in the stands in Dallas

Half a football game, a sandwich, and nap? Where do I sign up?

We're all a back injury away from double zero

My kingdom for a plot with athletic talent on one axis, wealth in the other. Most everyone is much, much closer to zero than not.

No one has permission to make feel guilty about fried chicken salad

tom should grow up

criminally underliked

Madman

I would like to try it

Black & All Clear by Connie Willis

Newts!

"One month being about how long it takes for the moon to orbit the earth. The moon that I went to."

Valet hotel? In my Mississippi? I clearly don't get out much