Fugue state

Markwayne Mullin

Markwayne Mullin has the face of a guy who somehow drowned in a fireworks accident

Hank
Dean
Brock
Rusty

His W9 came to me in a dream. - Me, to the IRS

Exodus

Fuck that guy, and I hope this stains those fucks' lives until the end of their days. They should be ashamed.

Desperately

Nub from Evening Shade

There are three things I've learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and The Great Pumpkin.

She Don't Use Jelly (Lounge-A-Palooza Version) (from Sessions at West 54th) YouTube video by BenFoldsFiveVEVO

youtu.be/3OgQ2XRWw30?...

Well now I'm spending the rest of the day casting this in my head

"I think...they tell me that she was a monkey? Or she was very monkey, but either way she was a Good All around person, or woman, or monkey." DJT, tomorrow, probably

Mantzoukas had to run Last Looks a couple of weeks ago and it was the funniest shit. "What the fuck is this?? We do rhymes now? I'm not reading that."

No, it's cool, cuz they're gonna forward the payment. They promise.

Thousands of years ago...

a woman is standing in front of an american flag with her arms outstretched and making a funny face . ALT: a woman is standing in front of an american flag with her arms outstretched and making a funny face .

Godspeed

JFK is going to look like a cut and dry Perry Mason episode compared to the level of conspiratorial nonsense were about to endure for the next 50 years, no matter how it happens.

It's the straight fuckin' best

Oh. A Trump deadline. That oughta do it.

I sat in a chair and listened to Close to the Edge three times yesterday for no particular reason. It was lovely.

Dear Progressive, State Farm, GEICO, and Liberty Mutual: we are all, as a people, well aware of the concept of bundling insurance policies.

You can stop advertising it like you've discovered fire.

#Flank4life

That is a LOVELY Hamilton

This is the one who ties a red ribbon on the wrists of his victims, right?

Indiana Jones: (picks up insulated mug with “measure twice, cuss once” printed on it in Comic Sans) This is the cup of a carpenter.

Rock over Tatooine, rock on Endor

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar