Why doesn't Zillow have filter for rentals with dungeons? How hard is it to find an in unit dungeon in Chicago?

Cutoffs are cut off, her nails are painted, the mid is riffed, her gams are out, they’re saying it’s the most “we’re back” she’s ever been

:3 got the treats locked and loaded

every day is Waterboard Wednesday if ur brave enough

Chicago trees today be like “Daaa Birds”

Conan was wrong, what’s best in life is to see the homies thriving after escaping harrowingly depressing circumstances

The one lesson I wish people took away from Stone Butch Blues is when the older Butch explains, we’re all going to know each other for a very long time so act accordingly.

Ah, Springtime in Chicago...

The sun is sometimes shining, the pigeons are fucking, an overwhelming odor of cum permeates the air.

Majestic.

Slippy: Guys, I'm bisexual.
Falco: ........you like girls?

im less interested in being read as a woman than in being read as a lesbian

therapist: so what's been inspiring you to keep going? me: sinkdog therapist: did you say "sink dog"? me, showing her a picture of sinkdog on my phone: sinkdog

i say to a surgeon: can you guys do the eternal sunshine thing? she says: “uhhh no we dont have tha-“ she’s cut off by me saying “then just the lobotomy is fine” END

BROKE: I can't get my twink pregnant

WOKE: I can do all things through Christ who Strengthens me

A TV screen showing the Janus Films logo, but the text instead says Anus Milfs. This joke is aimed directly at my cinephile oomfs who would be familiar with Janus, and is intended to cause them psychic damage.

and it’s based off a series of novels and that’s his name in all of them! it’s amazing!

congratulations to the astronauts who get credit for a moon mission using rocket development work by trans women who had to quit their job and flee the state of florida and can’t celebrate this win with their coworkers

This harness is insanely cool.

also 👃👃👃👃👃

Hans Christian Anderson was right about feminine urge to dissolve into sea foam

break it

Last night at a Remember Sports show :3

Listen, buddy, we all want to be women. That's what being a man is all about.

In 1985, Wendy Carlos spoke about the reaction to her transition: "The public turned out to be amazingly tolerant or, if you wish, indifferent ... There had never been any need of this charade to have taken place. It had proven a monstrous waste of years of my life."

me when someone cites the deep magic to me even though I was there when it was written: holy shit, for real? I don't remember that part at all

Reminds me of mine that says "Kiss Your Friends", works pretty well for that. Might have to expand my wardrobe ;3

That looks so heavy, you should probably find a nice place to sit down, and I have just the face, I mean, place in mind!

sick (cool) tatties :3

BASEBALL YURI (1/5)

sure i'm a cat person but not like a catperson though i must admit i am a catperson person

Are yall picking up on what I am putting down