Posts by The Blindsided States Of America™
President Volodymyr Zelensky has been formally nominated for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize. Hide the ketchup.
She survived a 19-day miscarriage after being turned away from 3 ERs. Now she's running for Governor.
@geekynerdbitch.bsky.social
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God is about to get a proper #ChuckNorris ass-whooping.
I’m just saying. If the main point against Jasmine Crockett is “Talarico is more electable because Whites & Latinos just aren’t going to vote for a Black woman” why in the world would you suggest Jasmine Crockett run again in 2 years against Ted Cruz when she will still be a BW. Explain that to me.
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Mark Ruffalo has a message for you:
@markruffalo.bsky.social
Things got, um, kinda weird w/ #Target 😬
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#satire #politicalsatire #BSofA
#jamalbryant #dei #boycott #corporateaccountability #economicactivism #generalstrike
@50501movement.bsky.social
Settle in.
@bandylee.bsky.social
#putin #iran #trump #narcissism
#TrojanPolitics
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Settle in.
@bandylee.bsky.social
#putin #iran #trump #narcissism
#TrojanPolitics
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@bandylee.bsky.social
#putin #iran #trump #narcissism
#TrojanPolitics
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@bandylee.bsky.social
#putin #iran #trump #narcissism
#TrojanPolitics
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@bandylee.bsky.social
#putin #iran #trump #narcissism
#TrojanPolitics
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💯
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@erinreed.bsky.social
#putin #iran #trump #narcissism
#TrojanPolitics
@bandylee.bsky.social @jamestalarico.bsky.social
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Narrating what people with no shame continue to do...
does not stop
what people with no shame
continue to do.
Trump says the new Iranian leader is "unacceptable."
China: The decision was made according to the Iranian constitution, not based on Washington's approval rating. #cdnpoli
Students have more power than politicians want to admit.
Your rent is here. Your tuition is here. Your vote should be here too.
Early voting in Chicago has already started. Don’t sit this one out.
They know.
Anti-abortionism is misogynistic violence.
Anti-abortionists are intentionally causing harm and trying to kill women.
They are terrorists motivated by right wing extremism, conservatism.
Conservatism holds that women and children are property, not people deserving of rights.
Settle in.
@erinreed.bsky.social
#putin #iran #trump #narcissism
#TrojanPolitics
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@bandylee.bsky.social
Fuck Face drops bombs on schools because raping and torturing children isn't enough for him. #Epstein
Or worse... he does.
We need... Answers.
@benlapidusmusic.bsky.social
RALLY FOR TRUTH at "pet(s)mart"
In The Sherman Oaks #petsmart parking lot
on Sun 3/8/2026 2pm sharp
13720 Riverside Drive
Sherman Oaks, CA 91423
(satirical protest🤭)
#petsmart #music #rally #BenLapidus #humor #losangeles #weekend
youtu.be/iHaz6jF7mvo
Who resign aren't people who commit felony assault. They are the people who need to be physically removed. We said what we said.
#petsmart by @BenLapidusMusic.bsky.social
#BenLapidus
#puppets
#music
#newmusicalert
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