a rooster standing in front of the door to a KFC restaurant, it looks pissed

i’m here you fuckaas bitch

It’s all one party.

An image of me pointing to a closet full of Enfamil cans of various types and colors.

If you're struggling financially due to government fuckery or for any reason really and you need infant formula talk to your pediatrician we can hook you up and don't like to ask questions.

I saw a picture of myself yesterday that was so bad that I had a nightmare about it later

I can’t wait until my kids are older and stop wanting to watch the worst movies ever made

It was completely made up

Will you guys marry me

Whatever happens next, bless the Syrians.

Israeli tanks and drones operating around Gaza's Kamal Adwan Hospital are 'shooting at any moving object,' as Israel continues its relentless bombardment across the besieged enclave.

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Dont think that smiling pic is the same guy, but I just KNOW he is that hot either way

LOL

imagine the drip

This is what that Marx guy meant, right?

taking a huge 01110011 01101000 01101001 01110100 in the data throne

I shit on the data throne

Maybe you’re next

Dope

^ you’re obviously a cop Taylor

Froggy Fresh - Christmas YouTube video by FroggyFreshRap

this song literally never stops slapping

Every night I tell my kids how much I love them and how proud of them I am, and every night they tell me to please stop talking and “making that noise”

I shot jfk.

There are cops everywhere for those with eyes to see

Found a bunch of videos on my phone of my son trying to get my daughter to headbutt the wall

They just don’t make guys like the Zodiac Killer anymore

Men are inherently cringe

Wrestlers New Jack and The Iron Shiek have an arm around each other in front of a police barrier, likely sometime in the 90s. They’re both holding large weights.

There’s still a hole in the worlds heart where these two used to be

Guillotine

Aid workers among 23 killed in Gaza since dawn as hunger grips enclave An Israeli drone attack on a car in Gaza’s Khan Younis kills five people, including three World Central Kitchen workers.

Lebanon’s Ministry of Public Health says an Israeli strike on a vehicle in south Lebanon has injured three people, including a child, amid a ceasefire between Israel and Hezbollah.

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