Happy Friday to everyone except the office poltergeist who keeps hitting my number lock button.
All day.
Every day.
About to sage my cubicle.
#haunted #ghost #horrorwriters #horror #work
Chomsky? CHOMSKY?!?
I couldn’t be more disappointed if they found Kermit and Fozzie in the flight logs.
All
Cops liked the second
Aunt Viv
Better
Book banning moms are just naming their kids after Warby Parker frames now?
Dropped my kid off at school and a bunch of homophobes in Moms 4 Liberty shirts were saying goodbye to Carrick, Dawson, and Whiskey Tortoise.
#Booksky
#Pride
#Pridemonth
#LGBTQ
My fellow Americans,
We as a nation need to stop letting Bruce Springsteen dress like a contestant on Ink Master.
Kermit=wrote senior thesis on John Rawls but ends up voting for centrists
Miss Piggy= had Che poster in her dorm at Oberlin
Scooter=got into Ben Shapiro after a breakup
Fozzy=libertarian-socialist even though his Chomsky jokes bomb
Animal=Baader-Meinhof sleeper agent
Sorry! Kropotkin was Aberforth Dumbledore.
Obviously!
Me: This time I am studying the Russian Revolution like an adult.
Me 1 hour later:
Mensheviks were Gryffindor
Liberals were Hufflepuff
SR were Ravenclaw
Bolsheviks were Slytherin
As the writers who defined my adolescence reveal themselves to be monsters, I'm ever-more thankful for Stephen King.
A man who wants nothing more than to write stories and tell them to the world.
We're lucky to have him.
Deposition of wolves sitting on a tree branches
In East Slavic folk-calendar, December 9th is the day when bears start their winter hibernation and wolves come closer to people’s homes.
#dontgointothewoods #GothicAdvent
#ijulemørket #folklore
Illustration: Sergei Pankejeff
10,000 steps.
1500 calories.
600 hymns to Cthulhu.
#DailyMotivation
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felt pretty good
Just in case you lost your recipe and you wanted to make this today
I procrastinate finishing my YA novel by writing NoSleep stories and semi scripted YouTube shorts