Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope

Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope

Walking into the men’s bathroom at O’Hare:

Definitely the most 2005 purchase I’ve ever made.

Don Draper proposing Seal the Seal in a Mountain Dew ad.

If you see this post a fictional artist/band that you would love to see live.

Yes, I’ll deal with the elephant in the room:

Third Eye Blind’s 1997 self titled album kinda fucking slaps.

La La Land has temporarily replaced Eyes Wide Shut as my favorite Christmas movie.

“Look, I know I’m adorable and you want a picture, but throw my freakin’ bone, man.”

Who exactly was clamoring for that Johnny Depp perfume commercial where he plays guitar for wolves and smells of a cologne made of Sausage?

Have Adam Richman and Adam Duritz ever been photographed together? #longdecember

i love that blur wrote the woohoo song to make fun of american grunge rock and americans were like "wow this slaps" and then continued ignoring blur

I don’t think I’ve ever seen more variety in movie top ten lists of 2024. One of them audaciously had Wolfs in it, in front of god and everyone.
#moviesky

As a pseudo authority on forgotten alternative ‘90 hits, I’m ashamed that I forgot how hard Hum’s “Stars” slaps.

Also, I would support Josh Allen’s new nickname, Hot Frosty.

I have no affiliation with the Bills or 49ers, but this game is goddamn magical. #snowgame

Important Update: I have Hot Frosty fifth in my Snowman rankings, behind the OG Frosty, Frosty Returns, Jack Frost, Frozen, and the Calvin and Hobbes book Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons

If I learned anything from Hot Frosty, it’s that if you watch enough YouTube over the course of a week, you can lead a dance breakdown at a middle school in order to attract a local diner owner.