[ominously] now the jingle hop has begun

it disgusts me the national democratic party barely pushes back at this attempt from the right to wind back LGBTQ rights decades after claiming to be the party of LGBTQ rights

Some very 2016 vibes from this place. That’s not a bad thing, just a thing

Watch as he consumes all*

(*My pencil, seconds after hitting the ground)

A beastly presence approaches

Need the ethereal music that plays in the background of 90s dramas as the background music to my life

It’s art

My favorite thing on the internet is the picture of Sharon Osbourne straightening Ozzy’s hair on an ironing board