Isn’t that basically the thesis of the comic Pop Culture Reference by Lemonfont?

“I never thought I would die this way, but I've always really hoped!”

Never mind your chosen legal name. Whats the story behind what you changed your gamertag/Battlenet ID/PSN name/ Epic Games/etc. account to?
#trans
#transgender

You got the Mama part right. 😍

Me: ALTTP is the perfect Zelda game. Nothing can possibly improve it!

This Picture: *Exists*

Me: … I’ve never been more happy to be wrong

*takes notes*

Drawing Bimbo Isabelle is its own reason.

This is me, except with Fallout: New Vegas

I mean. As long as I’m here…

In fairness, it’s always a good time to get hyperfocused on IDW’s Sonic comics.

Quick check on HLTB shows that 15 hours is pretty standard for the Metroid Prime games. The 2d ones are even shorter. Fan favorite Super Metroid is only 8 hours long. This person clearly has no idea what they’re talking about.

No, no. You were on the right track😉

No matter how much I turn this idea around, I can’t find a downside.🩷

No, no. Just the right amount.

Overall a good show, provided one takes it as its own thing and not BTAS: Season 4.

I particularly enjoyed their take on Dr. Quinzel. And yes there’s a reason I used that name.

I feel like the 21st century version of the person who *actually* read Playboy for the articles. “No I only listen to arguably the most (in)famous sissy hypno program on the internet to *relax*, I swear!”

So I’ve started listening to #BambiSleep again. Not for the bimbofication/feminization aspects - fire years of trying has made it clear that doenst work on me - but because it is very soothing to listen to and I need something to shut my anxiety brain up long enough to fall asleep.

“Monica’s technique was certainly better, but ol’ Donnie had her beat in raw enthusiasm!”
-Bill Clinton, possibly

Just cause I’m a thirsty, pervy bitch with no sense of boundaries is no reason to make someone else uncomfortable.

So if you want me to loudly and publicly thrist and/or simp for you, you gotta spell that shit out to me explicitly. Otherwise I’m just going to sit here, like your posts maybe throw in a heart emoji now and then, and never interact otherwise.

My problem is I can’t perceive where the line between “sincere admiration” and “creepy parasocial obession” is. So I err on the side of caution and keep my goddamn mouth shut on social media.

Me, 5 min ago: Ugh, I don’t wanna get out of bed. Today is going to suck.

Annelise: *Moring titty drop Bluesky post*

Me, now: It’s a beautiful day today! Can’t wait to get it started!

Self lewds is best lewds

That wasn't a typo btw. I meant 1000%. I realize that it
mathematically impossible, as by definition 100% is the most of something that anything can be. Howver, you're so goddamn sexy you actually break math.

Ok, Mommy. If you're sure:
Girl, l've seen your nudes. There is not a single part of your body that isn't 1000% fuckable.

Ah. Now this is a nice image to wake up to! I actually have the energy to get out of bed now.🥰

It’s a rough call, I know, but I trust you to make the right one🩷