i would chris benoit my entire family just for a chance at smelling her used panties

Words don't have distinct meanings. They are just things you put in between other words to sound more photosynthesis or whatever.

More of an appetizer before this feast really.

The lowest I’ve EVER seen was immediately after Jan 6th, before it was spun as “a bunch of patriots defending freedom” or whatever and that was 34%. I can’t find a single poll showing approval below that. That’s your “minimum Nazi Number” as far as I’m concerned.

advertising technology in the 1990s: look at this “website” you can “surf”. it has an image of a cat on it

advertising technology in the 2020s: you must adopt this now or die. we are going to completely kill you if you don’t download this app immediately

Man who built entire career on lying:
*lies facistly*

Sorry I know the court says he’s not supposed to have unsupervised access to a computer but I really had to go pee and he works fast. I’ve got him under control again tho.

This must go incredibly hard if you’re really, really stupid and also racist.

People living through the last gasp of a dying empire:

“Vote blue no matter who!”

iPad Pro gets a real OS, not this stupid iPad OS bullshit, it can run Mac software now. Has a terminal, you can build software on it.

All MacBooks (pro,air etc) available in 12”, 14”, 16”.

Probook, thick laptop with tons of ports including 10gig Ethernet.

InfoWars Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing…

Some timeline stuff:
— We expect to get InfoWars.com after the judge clears it in a couple of weeks.
— We'll build a world of characters on the site and across social media. Tim Heidecker is in charge, and we have grand designs.
— Visit theonion.info, buy a subscription, help us dominate the world.

the hitlerian victims of communism foundation on twitter: USSR pin awarded to farmers for "Mastery of Cannabis Breeding". Are these your "Marxist" values??

happy 4/20

Socialist Sysadmin @reset_by_peer Liberals: we will do literally anything and run literally anyone to entice swing voters Leftists: we're swing voters, we'll swing your way if you run someone we like Liberals: fuck off, we want the REAL swing voters: belligerent racists who hate us

Ohh, so the problem ISN’T systemic but individualistic wow that’s convenient. So we don’t have to interrogate the current system or the historical context in which we find ourselves? instead each single person just votes harder and that fixes it?
Remind me, did Reagan go to prison for Iran Contra?

So no different from a Democrat winning in 2028 then, other than fascism is delayed another 4-8 years? Democrats have failed to fix the problems that lead to this point for 40+ years they’re gonna start now?

My destination is nowhere near where either bus is going and you guys keep yelling at me when I try to walk that they’ll cancel one of the buses if I don’t get on.

NOT THE MODERN PORT INCLUDING A NEW PLOTLINE TO SET UP THE NEXT GAME TO MAKE YOU BUY IT AGAIN STRAT

"Vote for the Dems otherwise I'll be treated like you have been by them."

A winning strategy.

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

Incredibly funny how much conservatives HATE free market capitalism.

They’ve got laminate wood floor on the ships now?

“I wish the real world was more like Star Trek” <monkey’s paw curls>

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Some people have misunderstood this.

We literally saw how Claude itself, coded by Claude, turns one API call into a DOS of thousands upon thousands of API calls done in the sloppiest fucking way possible.

This postmortem shows Bluesky vibecoded a function to DOS itself, in a similarly stupid way.

A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi

“The capitalists tell me capitalism is going great “ 🙃

social housing units built by year in Canada, 1972-2010

- by number of units
- as % of all housing built

I've been saying this for awhile but putting these ads in public places, where regular people, not companies, can see them is not meant as an ad, but as a threat.