*Cute Doctor* "this is x."
*Me* oh that's for the clots right?
Cute Doctor Joke's: it's actually to prevent clots.
Me: HAHAHHAA OH MY GOD YOU'RE HILARIOUS

why am I like this

What about writing unprompted?

Being my Valentine is a once in a lifetime experience~

@macromousie.bsky.social is the artist~

DND with a cat is risky. Your character dies...you...well...

Whoa 👀💦

"WE'RE EXPERIENCING HIGHER THAN USUAL CALL VOLUME. PLEASE CONTINUE TO HOLD AND THE FIRST AVAILABLE REPRESENTATIVE WILL ASSIST YOU."

"Hey Jay you put a perma spot on the wheel of temp times."

Yeah :3 spin it

Scandalous

We're ahead of schedule

Would much rather be struggling in a stomach right now 👀💦

Officer it's not my fault. He told me 2010 was 15 years ago of course I got violent

You look so pretty!!!

I'm not flexible enough to bend over and touch my toes. :( can you just touch them for me

Getting found by a big bun..

patreon reward for SameLemming

Bring me one!

Such a sweet kitty ♥️

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I was like oh that looks like Raix. Oh that's not Raix.

Never fails

In your kitchen eating your pizza

𝗞𝗮𝗵𝘃𝗶 𝗦𝗼𝗹𝗼 𝗣𝗶𝗻𝘂𝗽
Kahvi sits in front of you to cool off, lookin like this.
𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰?

I'll scream

I'll delete your Elder Scrolls mods

"Do you like the view? I hope so.

Because, it's the LAST sight you'll ever see."

He looks so happy about everything 👀💦💦

I'm hot, you're hot, I'm also hot, and you're also cute

We can make something happen

🎨 @beherit.bsky.social

Teeth. 👀💦

Hell yeah 28K views that's Raix territory for sure

No you have to use your mouth... like a slut for those pans

And here I am just a man attracted to pans

Sized based business flirting.

My fave