Banham Zoo residents undergo CT scanner health checks A big cat named Mishka and a particularly lethargic sloth are among the zoo residents to be scanned.

I hope whoever wrote this headline (click to see) took the rest of the week off www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Get you a man who can do both

Escape from the Planet of the Ant Men YouTube video by Jermaine Jackson - Topic

Speaking of remaking sci-fi songs for the big screen, I was just thinking that the money spent on that shitty M. Jackson film would have been better spent on a blockbuster version of Jermaine Jackson's Escape from the Planet of the Ant Men: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT5L...

Ah yes, of course! The Clouds Across The Moon canon is more extensive than I remembered.

Blimey, I didn't know this existed either!

Poor Narrator Lady, though, stuck with the emotional load of that relationship. "Peter" can do one. He's just not worth it, love.

Research just in! Search for "chalant dating". Apparently it's a thing.

Hmm. I don't know. Are they using it as a posher synonym for "chill", maybe? Or for "wants a casual fling"? Or are they trying to give themselves an excuse for future bad behaviour, e.g. "You can't complain about me not texting you back or paying attention, I said I was nonchalant, babe!"?

Close-up of a black and white cat asleep on a green wheelie bin

How your email finds me

I dare you to address him as “wafer balls”

"Hello, I have a capybara."

Illustration: a dour looking pig. Speech bubble reads “Look at this absurd joke. It is a well meaning but ultimately doomed construct designed to distract us from our inevitable journey into nothingness I shall not be complicit in its foolishness.” Caption: Werner Herz-hog

Werner Herzhog.
#art

God said "Come forth." But he came fifth and won a bag of peanuts.

heated chivalry

Anna from This Life on the phone, saying the word "Knickers!"

I've been rewatching #ThisLife on iPlayer and it remains pure mid-90s televisual gold. In related news, I intend to use this as a reaction image for all occasions.

(Obviously, I'm not going to rewatch +10, though, because that was a massive pile of crap.)

Zat which does not keel me...
*pause for pensive puff on a Gauloise*
...can only make me strongerrr

Attempting to give a family of tourists directions to the British Museum.

It's #WorldQuantumDay today, oh boy

Twinned with this quote from a 2015 Guardian article on Valentina Tereshkova: www.theguardian.com/science/2015... #MarriageIsBetweenOneWomanAndOneSpaceship ❤️

SHE LUVS HER SPACESHIP ❤️❤️❤️

Someone somewhere's whipping up some AI slop artwork showing their beloved SUV-baby surrounded by hearts, Union Jacks and sad angels as it blocks all the traffic on the rainbow bridge.

I think it was Billy Connolly who suggested making the theme from the Archers the national anthem – I think that's the best pick yet.

Illustration: a fluffy white cat in a swivel chair strokes a miniature Blofeld on her lap in a hilarious role reversal. Text: I’ve been expecting you

Alternate universe Bond villain reveal
#Art #Cats

Ticket acquired here also! *does little dance of spellingness*

All the makings of a classic #Taskmaster series. I love them all already. 🍊🍊🍊🍊

I am intending to get a ticket for this! After all, it's in Walthamstow, it'd be rude not to.

*dogtanian theme tune*
Just to say, I ate your plums
Your plums are not breakfast-ready
Just to say, I ate your plums
They are in my tummy
Such a shame when morning comes
They were very yummy
Please forgive me my good chum
Next plums are on me

If they don't want people to coochy-coochy-coo them, they shouldn't be such fuzzy little floofsters.

A pomeranian dog sitting on a woman's lap on the tube

A slightly different view of the same pomeranian dog sitting on a woman's lap on the tube

#DogOnTheTube

disqualified from putting all the pawns around the queen so she can read them a bedtime story, while all the boy pieces are still outside doing a war or something

Ooh! This is intriguing news.