its 2025 you must be a pervert to survive

INHALING THESE LIKE KIRBY AT AN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET

LMAO valid as hell, i'm just very jittery re: not being aware of my surroundings so unless i'm home i prefer to have something i can have only on one ear (which when i wore mostly headphones looked Extremely silly tbh)

nuuuu 😭😭 d'you reckon the sleeves might be too big?? i used to have the same problem until i tried a smaller size

aaaaa ty <333 and dude they need to invent in-ears that actually have decent input/output, this is ridic

i already smacked myself right on them once but NO REGRETS!!!!

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i love vaccines and pronouns

honestly i admire your willingness to be flexible because i'm gonna be writing 'authorisation' in our account notes until the day i die and everyone else is just gonna have to cope

sylus standing in near-perfect profile, lit from above by red light

sylus before a red-hazed starry background, touching his mouth softly as he looks into the distance. his hair is lifted by the wind

sylus in front of the same background, now in a ripped all-black dressy outfit with his hair is an unfortunately attractive mullet. he looks like someone's hot butch sister from the 80s and his hands are on his hips

sylus in profile looks back at the camera out of the corner of his eye. he looks vaguely smug, definitely dangerous, and is lit from the front by pale light while red stars shine above. he's so hot i wanna eat him like a particularly crunchy potato crisp

i needed a cover for his mixtape since it's doubling as my gym tunes so we had a photoshoot last night and i got cute aggression SO fucking bad

getting another six of these would fix me i've decided. unfortunately i'm gonna have to wait until both my ear and my bank account heal bc i have to wear a headset at work

36 for chanlix and/orrrr 70 for hyunbin?

photo of a person's hand framing their ear, which is very pink thanks to two new star-shaped piercings

GOOD EVENING GUESS WHAT I DID TODAY

the baby gay moment of pure panic

chanlix, shrieking and holding on so tight, nearly in each other’s laps: this gay dance is too much

the duality of man

btw if you want/need a beta for it lmk!!!

HECK YEAH can't wait to see your snacks!!!! also this feels very full circle because finding your acct immediately made my bsky experience way brighter so i'm glad i get to help a little <3333

i don't WANNA get undressed or have to leave my fun little gadgets or my tunes behind. i wanna be able to read abt blorbo without worrying about briefly being cold or dropping half a month's salary worth of tech into the water

i do love playing around in the water and my personal record for longest bath is eight literal hours, but actually Getting Into the bath is Agony™

affirmations:
- i’m going to be ok
- every fandom is fun if you block enough people
- that fictional character would like me
- i will finish writing this fic

this works for everything that makes you wanna cringe about yourself, ftr. take the mortifying ordeal of being perceived and weaponise it against the panopticon. unapologetic vulnerability is rad as fuck

ime it's like, yeah i Could be embarrassed, and to a point i do feel shy! but also statistically there's always at least one person who has been DYING for a fic with the exact premise i've been working on, and i get to be the one to post it for them to find, even if it's 5 years down the road :)

transmuting the shame into excitement that this time *you* get to bring the snacks to the sleepover will get you through many ordeals and potentially even turn them into sources of joy

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the cringier gege kink gets the more i want to put him in the pear wriggler (affectionate)

that and the inherent romanticism of hands in wounds obviously

unknowingly acquiring someone's undying loyalty by saving the thing they love most when they're utterly helpless to do it themselves is the ultimate meet-cute actually

like i love him but by itself his storyline is actually kinda bland as it stands rn. but then if you add one (1) little batshit blorbo to his and mc's dynamic instead you're not only cooking with gas but the whole building lights up with a thousand grease fires

i think my brain accidentally decided zayne is ot3-bicycle-shaped bc i keep getting bombarded by Scenarios