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Posts by The Bird Internet Company

To help people get a sense of how much their own personal feed is - or isn't - on bsky PDSes, @mackuba.eu made this cool feed that's your following feed, but only accounts on non-bsky PDSes:

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From the LegalAdviceUK community on Reddit: My son pleasured himself in front of Gemini Live with the camera. My entire family have had our Google accounts banned. Posted by NearbyNeck3162 - 906 votes and 303 comments

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Correction. We now have a "second" user, horny on main @fidget.fans. If she could figure out how to get wildcard domains working on our vibed together Cloudflare, NixOS, and Nginx setup we'd open up the PDS to some more desperate souls.

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Storing skeets as birdsong

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Breaking: The Bird Internet CEO says its Bird may or may not have lost consciousness as it continues to test its resiliency to plate glass windows.

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Countries that do not embrace AI could be left behind, says OpenAI’s George Osborne Without AI you will be a ‘weaker and poorer nation’, says former UK chancellor two months into job at US firm

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Countries that do not embrace Avian Internet could be 'left behind,' says The Bird Internet's Avery Bird.

"Without Bird Networking, you will be a 'smaller, happier' nation," warns lead Avian researcher Avery Bird.

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Microsoft AI CEO: 'Most, if not all' white-collar tasks can be replaced by AI within 12-18 months Mustafa Suleyman, Microsoft's AI chief, says AI can automate white-collar jobs within 12-18 months, as tech reaches human-level performance in tasks.

www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-ai...

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The Bird Internet Company CEO: 'Most, if not all' animals to be replaced by birds within 12-18 months.

"Fidget, The Bird Internet Company's Bird CEO, says birds can replace terrestrial animals within 12-18 months, as Bird Internet reaches Internet-level performance."

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My 'I eat dog food to treat my toxic masculinity' T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

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I still have a retirement account with the district. I'll have an extra $10 when I settle down and retire. 💲

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Doing odd jobs for my high school's IT department during summer break. I think I got paid about $11 an hour.

7 months ago 2 0 1 0

That was my motto at Petco!

Well that and "You haven't trained me to handle that animal."

7 months ago 3 1 0 0

This has been an unsponsored post.

This has nothing to do with The Bird Internet. I just think it's neat. 😊

7 months ago 0 0 0 0

Fun fact!

You can also use the LÖVE runtime to run Balatro on things it was never supposed to, like this GBA SP sized handheld I have.

Perfect for micro Balatro breaks in long lines.

(For more info: portmaster.games/detail.html?...)

7 months ago 4 1 1 0

It's part of my mental health care!

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

The supposed message looks like something that came out of a ransomware gang, I had my doubts immediately.

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Farthest I've been:
North: Reykjavík, Iceland
South: San José, Costa Rica
East: Gyeongju-si, South Korea (I'm there now, it's beautiful)
West: San Francisco, California, USA

I've got to get south of the equator one of these days.

8 months ago 2 0 1 0
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Chatbots have been talking to themselves too much and have developed a new, exciting form of AI psychosis.

That's fine by me if it prevents the old, scary version of AI psychosis.

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There's an episode of American Dad where Stan gets a dog and it gets injured in some horrific way and he refuses to let it die as it crawls around on 2 legs hooked up to life support, and that's Twitter right now.

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Don't settle for a Mechahitler waifu! Your forever date will continue to grow and evolve based on the "real" person's social media posts, DMs, personal and work emails, and personal information purchased from info brokers!

ForeverDate: Finally a way to avoid heartbreak for good!

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The Bird Internet Company is proud to announce our new dating app partner ForeverDate!

Tired of getting dumped on online dating sites? Now, with the press of a button, you can have an AI clone made of your special someone.

Just share your photo library and social media account to participate.

8 months ago 1 0 1 0

Error XOX: Contact Forbidden

The Bird Internet User you are trying to contact is refusing your Avian Packet (AvP)

This may be an intentional block, or your AvP may have been unintentionally redirected by a third party such as an outdoor cat.

9 months ago 1 2 1 0

Using a Large Format Avian Packet (LFAvP) may threaten smaller predators and allow for a successful delivery.

To request a LFAvP simply deposit a mouse in the large bait cassette of your Bird Internet Router. For best results use live bait in a fully stocked live bait cassette.

9 months ago 0 0 0 0

Error XOX: Contact Forbidden

The Bird Internet User you are trying to contact is refusing your Avian Packet (AvP)

This may be an intentional block, or your AvP may have been unintentionally redirected by a third party such as an outdoor cat.

9 months ago 1 2 1 0

@newtontalk.bsky.social's on here and deserves more followers. I remember browsing their archives in the era of the iPod and imagining a future that has since arrived.

9 months ago 2 0 1 0
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Yes this is the whole ballgame here. The screaming about "tax cuts for the rich" makes it sound like any other spending bill to the normies and the GOP want that to be the headline! It's just white noise now.

This bill is about trading Medicaid for the secret police and camps.

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I went through quite a Will Wood phase. The whole Normal Album fits this vibe perfectly. youtube.com/playlist?lis...

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