We should compare. Mine = a menopausal Bog Hag

By the way, our house band for the Nanaimo Infusion on Saturday at the park is a five-piece band made up entirely of lesbians in their 70s.

YOU PROBABLY THINK I'M KIDDING ABOUT THIS.

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go easy on the fish sauce eh ;)

it looks like it shit its pants

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extreme and knowing sympathy, man, I threw up the second round last time

ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH

FOR GOD AND PRINCE HARRY

Warner Bros. Animation Developing ‘The House in the Cerulean Sea’ Animated Series | Exclusive The House in the Cerulean Sea, from bestselling author TJ Klune, is getting the animated series treatment from Warner Bros. Animation.

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they have started up for me again, I'm going to have to return to MHT, looks like I'll be on the hormones until 60/retirement, whatever comes first uuuuuuuuuuuuuurgh

Heard through the ceiling of my apartment tonight:

(cat wailing)

Person: No!!

(cat wails some more)

Person: You do not want that! Spit it out!

(even louder wailing)

Person: That is a potato! You are an obligate carnivore!!

#ahcats #lifeinapartments

Potatoes and fennel bulbs and shallots in the pan for damn sure

drool

going to try doing a slow-cooked Greek lamb roast

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SPAAAAAAACE

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Grateful to my old friends - a startling amount, due to the University choirs network from the 90s - who hold me in their hearts and whom I love and appreciate.
It's just that I became an introverted bog hag when peri set in about 15 years ago and by now I don't really like being around people much

Mask up and wash hands

Victorians get free public transport for a month in bid to ease surge in fuel demand Allan government says measure is temporary as energy shock from Middle East conflict sees petrol prices soar

Starts on Tuesday until the end of April
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Pilot on my flight: “Air travel is not fun right now. Please be nice to each other. I don’t want to be on CNN. Let’s just go home.”

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Have to try to remember that 30°C when you're calmly working from home in a cool dark quiet house and not venturing outside - is vastly different from 30°C trending to 34°C on the road after a frustrating work day in a bright loud open office then the battle through commuter traffic home

Smoothie? I mean lassi 😊

I still have mango I had to portion up and put in the freezer weeks ago, I'm thinking it's smoothie time soon. Bonus probiotics which is good because ugh post-WOMAD lurgie

THE LITTLE FINGIES eeeeee